to think that this self absorbed woman actually isn't that attractive???

[RachelHRD]

Ugly on the inside and the outside......

Am looking forward to this!!!

This has got to be a piss take.

still not feeling it love. a mid range air hostess perhaps. not on loose women, would have McGiffin thing going head to head with La Brick about in actual fact was the more fablous in the irrational self concept stakes. Would not work out to be of any interest. Let Eamonn probe. Eww.

You know what? I have asked my mother to watch it as she has got better nerves than me and is not immune to Holmes Charm. I just want a break down on what occurs, cannot bring myself to watch.....the tension

Oh dear...I didn't realise she was quite as muffin toppy as that.

Ah, but it's clearly a beautiful muffin top, as we can all see.

After reading her article on line, I can conclude that the reason people don't want her at dinner parties isn't because she is blindingly beautiful, rather that she isn't the type of person you would want to be around.

I have some very attractive friends and believe me I invite them to my house. The reason that would stop might be more to do with something they actually said or did which I found offensive.
Thinking about it lots og people open doors for me, have given up their seat for me. In fact a few weeks ago a salesman knocked off several hundred ponds off some photographs I weas buying. I also get gift bought at work on a regular basis.Never did I once think this is all because I am so stunningly beautiful, don't you know.

The woman is deluded.

Eamonn's asking Kate O'Mara - Kate O'Mara - about ... donkey rides.

He's on fire.

He is the guv. Of donkey rides

Typos!!!!
Can't help it my beauty gets in the way!

The computer hates me. It knows I am superior in everyway. Life is hard.

Sparkling at those pictures!!!

WTF!! They have obviously printed those as a piss take, a bit like printing a pic of a mashed up Big Mac with green lettuce and soggy baps with the tagline "a delicious meal"

Am especially LOling at "Samantha says she has had to hide the internet vitriol from husband Pascal for fear he may retaliate". Retaliate with what exactly? His killer moustache?

And at 'I can?t wait for the wrinkles and the grey hair that will help me blend into the background" Is she being sarcastic?

I really honestly do think she is taking the piss and trying to be funny, surely she cant honestly think her 'beauty' is the reason why she has no friends?

Oh I wish I were watching & not stuck at the office!!! I saw Kate O'Mara the other day. She was tiny & looked quite elderly - but still had those amazing eyes. Can't see her being a donkey ride kind of gal though!

Kate O'Mara made me laugh describing Benidorm!

she looks like an unattractive Jenny Eclair on this morning doesnt she?

is it Jenny Eclair Im thinking of?

Stop now, eh?

Samantha Brick could be doing some kind of ironic art 'life installation'. Nothing else makes much sense.

And our reactions are part of the exhibit.

That at least would be clever(ish). Well, maybe a bit less twatty.

Here goes...!!

Gah! Kerry Katona.

Are we sitting comfortably?

I've always liked Kate O'Mara.

..or maybe she is just a twat.

my eyes!!! Her beauty is truly wonderous

Even her own paper are taking thte piss out of her now. Wonder if she realises that?

Though its a shocking example of the DM using/hating women - get her to write a load of drivel. Then when they realise they're onto a good thing they rip the piss out of her and publish all the out take photos.

Eamonn is taking the piss.

...she could of had her roots done!!!

Oh eamon...impulse ad not lynx!!!