To ask other mums on MN not to use the F word?

[raspberrypi]

I am a newbie. I find that F word is peppered in a lot of the threads. I used to swear a lot but I have stopped completely because I realize it's common, and makes a woman sound undignified. Is it too much, ladies, to ask you not to use F-ing thsi and F-ing that? Can't we adults discuss things without resorting to sailor language? Thank you.

LadyClarice Arsemarge just made me :o

Cockpocket.
Racoonfucker.
Titbasket.

Fucknuts

"cock-juggling thunder cunt"

No - SERIOUSLY NOW - stop it! Stop - do you hear? I'm all out of pisspads and coughing up bits of kidney now.

This thread is bloody hilarious, mind you I've only read the first couple of pages but I get the gist...bit of light relief after a crazy busy day at work!!:)

Maryz I told em all, I did.

The fuckers all ignored me

I quite like cock-knocker.

A personal and well used favourite = fuckweasel.

OP- I'm not a mum, although I may become one at some point in the future... does this mean I am allowed to continue using the F-word and other equally fruity language that may take my fancy?!

You know we're all going to be on the Wright Stuff again tomorrow, don't you

god, how easy is it to pull MNers' strings?

excellent job, OP

Worry Doll - Do I know you in RL? Not the first time I've heard "cock-juggling thunder cunt" this week

oooh i like these word combinations, keep them coming!!

My fav is Donkey-raping-shiteater

Just in from work, fed DC's, checked homeworks & now I'd like to say

Fuck Fuck Fuck

Terribly sorry, haven't had time (and am unlikely to have, for the foreseeable) to read all of the erudite cuntcontributions made thus far... but has anyone linked to , yet..?

Isn't the OP being sailorist?

Knows not to feed the trolls. Still.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'

Not equation related but I have a particular fondness for -

Cocklodging monkey fucker

No, Antlers, that's just obscene...

What about 'Alarmcock'? Has the virtue of being accurately descriptive .

Noo cocklodging badger fucker is better

I must express my eternal gratitude to the OP.
This thread has been an education for me.
I'm an interpreter and this has been priceless.
I do shudder at the thought of finding equivalents to all this though, should the need arise.
Too bad OP's buggered off.
So thank you, fuckers.

I called a work colleague a sugar coated cunt once.