To ask other mums on MN not to use the F word?

[raspberrypi]

I am a newbie. I find that F word is peppered in a lot of the threads. I used to swear a lot but I have stopped completely because I realize it's common, and makes a woman sound undignified. Is it too much, ladies, to ask you not to use F-ing thsi and F-ing that? Can't we adults discuss things without resorting to sailor language? Thank you.

Schlongpigeon! I am going to invent daily uses for this. Style, technique, and creative interpretation of the genre.

@"makes me sniffer every time "

Ooh ooh!

Cuntinajar. Does that count?

Fuck off back to Nethuns if you don't like swearing OP

DingleberryDoorbell

so, i want my genius DD to learn to read really early.

must make sure she doesn't sit on my lap while i'm mning....

has anyone said "wankbadger yet"? Really wish I had the time to read all 22 pages of this!

Anyone said fuckforks yet? Has a pleasing alliterative quality, I find.

Yep, this one's funnier.

Cuntspoon makes me chuckle too

Than what garlic butter?

This thread is genius. Thanks all. 5 year old keeps asking why I'm laughing and I said some lady doesnt like the word fuck on the
Internet. OP made me swear at a 5 year old girl.

only4tonight

You are all so norty.

OP. If you're still around then read, or at least skim, these threads as a sample of MN at its best. And then you might worry a bit less about our use of the F word.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1309565-WWYD-The-Saga-of-the-Family-Tuna

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1331008-please-be-kind-very-upset-first-time-poster-trival-but-sad

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1123976-To-wake-four-sleeping-children-then-drag-them-to-the-shop-in-the-pouring-rain

Has the OP come back to this fuckfest yet?

I think she's either too traumatised or has achieved her aim.

Minesawhitewine - I am most impressed you've moved onto cunt in less than a day. Top marks to you, you will go far..

Munting cunting twunting
Twunting munting cunting
Cunting twunting munting
Fuck fuck fuck.

Thank you CappyHunt; it's not that I don't swear, more that I don't tend to write it down or do it on here!

As far as being "ladies" goes, MIL has always been more fruity in her language than late FIL ever was!!!

I still like Wankspanner....

Wtaf garlicbutter I didn't understand a word of what that op was talking about. Chicks without docks? Again Wtaf

Just wondering, with the influx of weirdness being high (what with it being a Tuesday and all).

Any coincidence with the posts yesterday that were slating a certain tv presenter who may have/may not have researchers pouring over our every word???

Yes I think we have been invaded. Although I am not sure this thread is quite how they intended it to go....

If it is the researches who must not be named. I think the thing they fail to realise is that there are thousands of mners. Some are arseholes, others are practically saints. Most of us are somewhere inbetween.

Generalising us is never going to work.