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To ask other mums on MN not to use the F word?

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raspberrypi · 13/03/2012 08:52

I am a newbie. I find that F word is peppered in a lot of the threads. I used to swear a lot but I have stopped completely because I realize it's common, and makes a woman sound undignified. Is it too much, ladies, to ask you not to use F-ing thsi and F-ing that? Can't we adults discuss things without resorting to sailor language? Thank you.

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BrianCoxHasScaryHair · 13/03/2012 17:26

Every contentious thread seems to be a 'how to wind up the masses on MN' paint by numbers.

Ho hum, hide and move on and wait for normality to return I suppose!

:(

BrianCoxHasScaryHair · 13/03/2012 17:26

x post - yes, agree. I'm definitely inbetween, with a hint of saint lies Grin

only4tonight · 13/03/2012 17:28

Oh and another equation to add to the mix-

Swear + foodstuffs works too.

Cockjelly

Jux · 13/03/2012 17:28

I am descended from royalty but if want to fucking swear then I fucking swear (and so do my relations). I have to be lady-like in rl but I don't have to be lady-like here. You're being ridiculous.Biscuit

MakeHayAndSneeze · 13/03/2012 17:38

Fuckbutter
Shitbread
Cuntcakes

Yep, like this one!

QOD · 13/03/2012 17:40

Freedom of speech duck

if you don't like it then fuck off to bounty

HedleyLamarr · 13/03/2012 17:41

Brilliant thread, I am crying. :o:o:o

StrandedBear · 13/03/2012 17:43

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BrianCoxHasScaryHair · 13/03/2012 17:44

Fuckbutter ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!! Fantastic Grin

I do love Twatbadger - I haven't read the entire thread so I apologise if it's been 'done'.

Mmmm now, food and swearing.....

FrangipanFuckwit

hee hee!

only4tonight · 13/03/2012 17:48

Arsenoodles

StrandedBear · 13/03/2012 17:51

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EmpressOfTheSevenOceans · 13/03/2012 17:53

I'd love to see this thread quoted on tv.

BrianCoxHasScaryHair · 13/03/2012 17:56
Grin

Arsenoodles - oooo I can imagine shouting that next time I stub my toe lol!

Cumbucket - that may over take my love of Knobjockey Wink

only4tonight · 13/03/2012 18:24

Can't decide which is best

Squirrelbolocks or
Squirrelknob?

Whacha think?

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 13/03/2012 18:25

TheresaMay, I know, I meant it as an exclamation mark of a sort of mix of joy, shouty laughing, and faux-horror. But mostly joy. Grin

Foodstuffs, eh?
Titcrackers
Arsemarge
Sugarwanker

Ooooh, it's good!

SparkyMcSparrow · 13/03/2012 18:27

Squirrelbollocks has a better ring to it! Grin

CappyHunt · 13/03/2012 18:34

minesawhitewine Tue 13-Mar-12 17:14:10
Thank you CappyHunt; it's not that I don't swear, more that I don't tend to write it down or do it on here!

Well you do now, you've popped both your fuck cherry and cunt cherry in one afternoon. I suspect this will continue Wink

PeanutButterCupCake · 13/03/2012 18:41

Aw fuck I missed it all! Bollocking work!

So where's OP? Was she a hairy under bridge dweller?

Lilithmoon · 13/03/2012 18:59
  1. Fuck off OP
  2. I love the rest of you
Elfontheedge · 13/03/2012 19:06

DP has just come home and suggested cuntbucket. Has that been done?

Fiendishlie · 13/03/2012 19:08

I really regret being at work all day and missing this thread. However, I do still feel the need (no matter how many times it has already been said) to add my own resounding
fuck off
to the OP.
And to throw in a cunt for good measure.

morethanpotatoprints · 13/03/2012 19:16

cunt, bollocks, knob, fuck, dick, fanny, shag, OFF. This is probably the only place we do get to swear

AntlersInAllOfMyDecorating · 13/03/2012 19:19

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BupcakesandCunting · 13/03/2012 19:20

Piss up a rope, fuckstick.

Maryz · 13/03/2012 19:23

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