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To ask other mums on MN not to use the F word?

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raspberrypi · 13/03/2012 08:52

I am a newbie. I find that F word is peppered in a lot of the threads. I used to swear a lot but I have stopped completely because I realize it's common, and makes a woman sound undignified. Is it too much, ladies, to ask you not to use F-ing thsi and F-ing that? Can't we adults discuss things without resorting to sailor language? Thank you.

OP posts:
nickelhasababy · 13/03/2012 14:50

your pant?
is that like one with holes in it? Confused

i want to join in the swearing animals, but fear i'm too late.

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 13/03/2012 14:51

nickel, I introduced the idea quite early on that as a non-mum perhaps I was exempt. The OP hasn't responded. Don't know why. [innocent emoticon]

catgirl, I like yours too, if that's not too smarmy-creepy.

Amazing, no ... and I'm bloody well not going to now Grin

Limelight · 13/03/2012 14:51

Cuntshovel

LineRunner · 13/03/2012 14:51

Summary:

Swearing. No. Yes. No. Yes. Foruma for new swears. Yes.

LineRunner · 13/03/2012 14:52

Foruma? What the fuck is that? I meant formula.

catgirl1976 · 13/03/2012 14:52

She said we were uneducated rather than thick I think LineRunner :)

Aren't you doing / or have a Phd?

spunk-mole

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 13/03/2012 14:52

Round of applause for 'Bumsquirrels'!

nickel, no, no, join in!

Twatcorer

LineRunner · 13/03/2012 14:52

Or possibly primula.

nickelhasababy · 13/03/2012 14:53

i knew it wasn't an original idea.

badgerbear?

LineRunner · 13/03/2012 14:53

I have all known qualifications, Catgirl. I have degrees coming out of my fucking arse.

nickelhasababy · 13/03/2012 14:55

i do like swearing on mn.
it's the only place i can do it without looking uncouth.

i'm couth irl, me.

catgirl1976 · 13/03/2012 14:57

I only h ave two :( but on the plus side I get to swear more :)

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 13/03/2012 14:57

peelercunt

catgirl1976 · 13/03/2012 14:59

fannybasket

TheresaMayHaveaBiscuit · 13/03/2012 14:59

Just popping back to say:

Arseladle

Schlongpigeon

only4tonight · 13/03/2012 15:00

Badgerbum?

nickelhasababy · 13/03/2012 15:00

brewbollocks.
there's even an emoticon: BrewBiscuit

EmpressOfTheSevenOceans · 13/03/2012 15:02

Cuntpaddle wankgrater

Maryz · 13/03/2012 15:02

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only4tonight · 13/03/2012 15:03

Arse biscuit Biscuit Biscuit :)

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 13/03/2012 15:04

Schlongpigeon???

mugfucker
salad-spinning wanker
fuckdeer
arsefox

only4tonight · 13/03/2012 15:04

I believe it may well be Mrs devere's tis still the best of the bunch.

SparkyMcSparrow · 13/03/2012 15:05

I am fucking sat here, crying my fucking eyes out with fucking laughter at this fucking thread!

Has cheered my shitty fucking day up fucking brilliantly!

Many fucking thanks OP !

TheVermiciousKnid · 13/03/2012 15:05

Snortpaddling stinkytrumps, surely this thread should be in Classics?!

Just one question for the OP: does saying 'fuck' make men sound undignified, or does this just apply to women?

SarryB · 13/03/2012 15:06

Beef curtains.

Piss flaps.

Cunty fuck bollocks.

This thread has made my day.

Note - I only have a HND, does that count as uneducated?