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To ask other mums on MN not to use the F word?

674 replies

raspberrypi · 13/03/2012 08:52

I am a newbie. I find that F word is peppered in a lot of the threads. I used to swear a lot but I have stopped completely because I realize it's common, and makes a woman sound undignified. Is it too much, ladies, to ask you not to use F-ing thsi and F-ing that? Can't we adults discuss things without resorting to sailor language? Thank you.

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EmpressOfTheSevenOceans · 13/03/2012 14:31

If she's real she really would be happier on netmums. You don't think they sent her??

BeerTricksPott3r · 13/03/2012 14:32

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CuttedUpPear · 13/03/2012 14:32

I think she meant to type nunsnet into google and got here by mistake

Don't you like my song?

catgirl1976 · 13/03/2012 14:35

wankpigeon

cuntduster

I love this formula

BeerTricksPott3r · 13/03/2012 14:35

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TheRhubarb · 13/03/2012 14:37

So many swearwords, all on one thread, I may have to have a lie down.

Oh fan me somebody!

CappyHunt · 13/03/2012 14:37

Love your song cutteduppear.

Catgirl, you are now going to be spending the foreseeable future coming up with words aren't you Grin

BTP - delighted to help.

Limelight · 13/03/2012 14:37

O M twatstoat! This thread has made my day of seventh circle of teething hell so much better!

And the formula! The mingemangle formula!

Can we patent it? Is that possible?! It needs protecting for future generations.

Cockbat.

Titcolander.

I could do this all day! Grin

catgirl1976 · 13/03/2012 14:38

Yup cappy - that's my week sorted Grin

expatinscotland · 13/03/2012 14:40

Profanity is the crutch of inarticulate mother fuckers? Fuck you.

only4tonight · 13/03/2012 14:40

Can I use my cockfan?

catgirl1976 · 13/03/2012 14:41

Arse partridge

:)

......:)

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 13/03/2012 14:43

Cuntgrater
Bowlfucker
Buggerpan

Fuckhawk
Vadgesquirrel
Bollocksfox
Wankowl

LineRunner · 13/03/2012 14:43

cuntpot.

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 13/03/2012 14:43

Grin arse partridge

Byeckerslike · 13/03/2012 14:45

Actual loud screaming laughter at 'vadgerbadger' Grin

imnotmymum · 13/03/2012 14:45

"Many mums here seriously sound childish if you can't even debate without being rude." wow did not know I was supposed to be debating, think you got wrong end of stick here on mumsnet.
Bramshott-ha ha.

nickelhasababy · 13/03/2012 14:47

has anyone mentioned allowing non-mums to fucking swear?

oh bollocks, i'm now a mum so i fucking can't!

catgirl1976 · 13/03/2012 14:49

I like wankowl adyCCM

I'm going to use arse-partridge

Grin
AmazingBouncingFerret · 13/03/2012 14:49

Cockferret?? Shock

Has someone been looking at my profile? Wink

catgirl1976 · 13/03/2012 14:49

That should say LadyCCM

hobnobsaremyfavourite · 13/03/2012 14:49

can someone summarise I can't be fucked to trawl through 19 fucking pages.

Vickles · 13/03/2012 14:49

Ah... Thanks Mumsnetters! I was having a pretty rubbish day until I read this... thankyou for making me laugh so much that I ever so slightly wet my pant! (Fucketty Fuck!)

LineRunner · 13/03/2012 14:50

I know I sound stupid sometimes. I don't care.

Sometimes I probably sound quite well-informed.

Swearing doesn't make me thick in and of itself.

BigHairyLeggedSpider · 13/03/2012 14:50

Bumsquirrels :)

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