To laugh or cry (penis related)

[Rogerbacon]

For St Valentines day I made a chocolate mold of my penis complete with 2 cream egg bollocks for dw just as a joke. today I found out that she has shown it to some members of our NCT coffee group

I am a SAHD and have been in this group for 5 years and DW is on mat leave with our third. Should I just laugh it off if anyone mentions it at our next coffee morning or hide my head in shame? The thing I am most embarrassed about is that I put a dribble in white chocolate on the top and down the side

for the record I used just under 3 bars of chocolate for the mold

Well, your post made me laugh.

Heros do not count as 'bars of chocolate'

at gordys...

Did you use a cadburys mini roll?

MN has gone all weird tonight.

gordy

why would she show anyone?

Yuck!

3 bars is very non specific.

i am thinking freddo sized and mini eggs.

I am thinking Dairy Milk miniatures.

Did they all devour it over a cuppa?

I think roger we can only truly help you if you immediately post a picture of the chocolate penis here so we can correctly assess the situation.

hehe! me and dh both laughing.

You were a bit mad to make such a mould (trying to work out how!) and not say it was private, she was a bit mad to show it to anyone. So both at fault.

How did you make it? Does the chocolate taste penisey?

If semen tasted like chocolate DH would get a hell of a lot more blow jobs

There are MEN everywhere tonight!

I insist that you post a picture!...

I'm thinking you should laugh. Because everyone else is

Also I'm intrigued as to what you class as 'bars'

AngryFeet

I actually can't think of anything worse than chocolate with pubes stuck in it!

oh SAGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

has clearly not imagined Cream Egg fondant with pubes in it

I think that this is exactly the sort of thing the NCT needs.

Well done, OP. Sterling work.

Although technically you should have had a little of the cream from inside the cream egg dribbling out of the top of the penis ;)

this thread actually made me SOL (snigger out loud)

it was semi-funny... an then i got to the dribble of white chocolate

3 bars? Is that ALLLLLLL????

My DH is at least a 6 or 7 bar man.

Pffft. Your poor wifey.

Genuine LOL.

Pics, or it didn't happen.

A Australian friend of mine who was travelling in Europe stayed with us for Xmas one year and my mum did her a stocking. One of the presents was a chocolate penis fro Ann summers. That was awkward.

You can actually get a kit where you make a mould of your partners penis then that mould is used to make a vibrator