To laugh or cry (penis related)

[Rogerbacon]

For St Valentines day I made a chocolate mold of my penis complete with 2 cream egg bollocks for dw just as a joke. today I found out that she has shown it to some members of our NCT coffee group

I am a SAHD and have been in this group for 5 years and DW is on mat leave with our third. Should I just laugh it off if anyone mentions it at our next coffee morning or hide my head in shame? The thing I am most embarrassed about is that I put a dribble in white chocolate on the top and down the side

for the record I used just under 3 bars of chocolate for the mold

I shouldn't have laughed, but I did.

An australian not A

I'm with saggy, a picture would help me give a more detailed opinion. I'm willing to help you but I need the evidence

eeww and i don't like cream eggs at the best of times..... may never eat one again!

I would have joined the NCT if I had known chocolate cocks were on offer

This has to be one of the funniest threads I've read in a while.

We need a picture!!!

I am not putting pictures on do you think I am some kind of wierdo?

Should have made it from Galaxy...

... You know, melt in your mouth not your hand

"I am not putting pictures on do you think I am some kind of wierdo?"

Heavens, no! Only normal men operating on a full set of batteries make choclate moulds of their penises for their wives!

You apparently made a chocolate mould of your cock and you're asking if we think you're a weirdo??

Lmao

What -ahem- state was it in when you did the mould?
Maybe that's why you only used 3 bars...?

Please no pictures!

how do you do that then? do you smooth hot chocolate round your knob as surely that would burn - thats dangerous that is!

ooooooo Roger!

yanbu though dw shouldn't have shown it - especially to mutual friends that you speak to - she should have appreciated the gesture.

Please I need to see pictures of the chocolate willy, likes sucking chocolate until it melts.

ew.... and I bet you got pubes in the chocolate too

Haha!!!! laugh it off I'm sure most will find it funny...

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Penelop

I had a shave beforehand. It dont half itch when its growing back

Fannyfifer

Mein Gott. I nearly had a heart attack I thought that was the one I made

Bless you Roger, home made presents are the best aren't they?

Original idea too by the sounds of it. SOooo much better than garage flowers and a crappy card with bunnies on.

I think you are going to have to make one for each and every nct meeting going forward, although I suggest using a different mould for health and safety reasons.

It's the only way to deal with it Roger, EVERYONE is going to be thinking about it every time they see you now and forever anyway so you really have nothing to lose.

arf snigger snurk

Was it a hollow mould?

Just asking like

Snigger. How to make a mould?! Risk of burns with melted choc?

OMG. She didn't really did she??

That was the one my husband made me for Valentines day, sooooo romantic.