Vibrators...what's the verdict?

[WellBlowMeDown]

Do you use them, are they good? Which ones do you like?

The verdict is they're fine as long as you don't keep them in your shed.

Do you prefer to use them alone or with your partner?

worra and they must not be secret

Ha ha, you mean the plastic vagina... Not sure about that as a sex toy... But then I'm female.

Indeed, you must carry photos of it in your purse and show everyone you meet

Can beat a bit of meat IMHO!

complete typo ROFL

Can't beat a bit of meat ...

pork loin troisgarcons ? Or are you thinking some sort of beef?

TroisGarcons - I think you can beat some meat! You just grab it and then shake it up and down.

TroisGarcons - I think you can beat some meat! You just grab it and then shake it up and down

That's the last time I buy Maggie's Oh So Juicy

TroisGarcons - I think you can beat some meat! You just grab it and then shake it up and down

Jerky....

Is this sort I thing not discussed on mn? Felt like a light hearted thread.

Lovely, great when I was single, better now I'm married;)

Oh - and size doesn't matter!

some of us poor poor creatures haven't got a piece of meat (sigh)

It IS discussed, but just make sure you watch out for the four groups.

The professionally offended:
How dare you forget about those who have no vagina/cannot achieve orgasm?! Not everything is quite so cut-and-clear for some people y'know!

The uptight:
How dare you mention the word "vibrator"?! I cannot even imagine what made you think of this!

The Blow-Everything-Out-Of-Proportion-ers:
You need a vibrator?! Do you have a boyfriend? If you do - LEAVE THE BASTARD! He obviously isn't satisfying you in the slightest.

And then there's the childish.
Vibrator. Arf.

Vibes are ok in their place. I used to work for Ann Summers so I've road tested several. You can't beat the real thing IMO.

They are more than ok in their "place"

Saggy, that is the most bizarre "perk of the job" I have ever heard!

As for me, well I finally summed up the courage to get one and have experimented a little but frankly still struggle not to laugh at it

Love your post StealthPenguin. Now, which am I? Hmmm....

Oh, and for the record: I prefer the bullet-vibes and not the penetrative ones. Clitoral stimulation FTW.

Is anybody actually going to recommend a brand and tell us the pros and cons of various different ones?

Stealth - Arf!

Firmly in the fourth group

I agree with Stealth - I think they are better used externally.

(yes I'm a woman, yes i've done 'the sex' but I can still get a bit embarrassed - I'm allowed)

I can see the Mumsnet tried and tested email now......

Beat the meat...reminds me of a joke
What is the odd one out, between an egg, a clock, and a wank

A wank, because you can beat an egg, and you can beat the clock, but (altogether now) you can't beat a wank