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Vibrators...what's the verdict?

83 replies

WellBlowMeDown · 12/01/2012 20:45

Do you use them, are they good? Which ones do you like?

OP posts:
Spuddybean · 12/01/2012 21:53

erm, personally both DP and i like a flat round 'surface' type ones which we use together, on each other (all over as necessary!). I don't like internal ones. or ones with a very directed point of contact.

i think they are described as a 'massager'

FabbyChic · 12/01/2012 21:56

Sarena from AnnSummers. Makes me gush its a clitoral stimulator. Awesome. Not used for a good year though.

momnipotent · 12/01/2012 21:56

Can highly recommend this:

en.lelo.com/index.php?collectionName=femme-homme&groupName=NEA

EricNorthmansFangBanger · 12/01/2012 21:57

Sorry OP, forgot to answer your question!

Personally, nothing beats the real thing for me - though I prefer vibrators used externally if I had to choose

solidgoldbrass · 12/01/2012 21:59

I've got one that plugs into the mains. Very useful, unless there's a power cut.

FabbyChic · 12/01/2012 22:01

In my younger days Id have it running off a car battery or generator, today it would be a watch battery! ha Im getting old.

giyadas · 12/01/2012 22:07

Arf

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Seabright · 12/01/2012 22:08

Rabbit. Does what it says on the packet. Need I say more?

RhondaRoo · 12/01/2012 22:12

Re the Rabbit - just check the dimensions when you order.

Just saying thought I had a bargain with £20 off, turned out to be a dong and a half, unusable for my lovely non-bucket fanwah

picnicbasketcase · 12/01/2012 22:15

Interesting to read that the standard unit of measurement for vibrators is 'dongs'.

ApocalypseCheeseToastie · 12/01/2012 22:18

Crap, bullets are the way forward. [wink:]

ApocalypseCheeseToastie · 12/01/2012 22:18

Tsk Wink

RhondaRoo · 12/01/2012 22:19

'dong' I think you'll find it's an actchual measurement in my mind

Grin
Geordieminx · 12/01/2012 22:19

Only SGB would have a mains powered vibrator Grin

Love it!

When I lived alone in a flat the fit fuckbuddy guy that lived downstairs swore his tv went all funny when I was at it upstairs Hmm Grin

PinotVaggio · 12/01/2012 22:20

I wonder if anyone reading this thread is a hairy handed trucker having a wank? Just a thought.

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ledkr · 12/01/2012 22:22

My frienmd has a whole suitcase full which she takes everywhere she goes.
She has a boyf and says he "fucks like a demon" I promise she did actually say that. I cant imagine that he does tho.

WorraLiberty · 12/01/2012 22:22

I wondered if the OP was to be honest Blush

RhondaRoo · 12/01/2012 22:22

Probably - do you want to know what colour knickers I'm wearing HAT???

RhondaRoo · 12/01/2012 22:24

they are off-white, with a tinge of pink, frayed ends and a hole in the bit that is near my belly-button (that's right - they are THAT big)

I need them that big though, my arse is cold and it's very large/dimpled/covered in cellulite.

Also, it's 'that' time of the month.

I hope you are enjoying our vibrator thread and my grey-knicker-period post hasn't put you off HAT.

As you were.

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BobblyGussets · 12/01/2012 22:27

Have one on us, Hairy handed trucker Grin

RhondaRoo · 12/01/2012 22:28

ah, I was saying Hairy Arsed Trucker.

But - potato/potata - have a shuffle on us Grin

joannita · 12/01/2012 22:34

Don't like the actual vibrations but they're ok for getting your kicks. Haven't had one since I was a student though, mainly cos they're so damned expensive, also baffling array of choice, I wouldn't know where to start. But I'll get round to it eventually!

Charliebigpotatoes · 12/01/2012 22:37

Bullet from Ann summers. Every woman should have one and they're only £5 in the sale, bargain!

joannita · 12/01/2012 22:38

aha

Geordieminx · 12/01/2012 22:39

I may own have heard of a remote controlled one... Who knew?