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Vibrators...what's the verdict?

83 replies

WellBlowMeDown · 12/01/2012 20:45

Do you use them, are they good? Which ones do you like?

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WorraLiberty · 12/01/2012 22:42

joannita you could try freecycle?

Geordieminx · 12/01/2012 22:43

I have just been a little bit sick in my mouth at the thought of freecycle vibrator... Bleurgh

MissTapestry · 12/01/2012 22:54

Hitachi magic wand, expensive but soooo worth it! and btw, DP bought it for me so not a secret shed one! Grin

WorraLiberty · 12/01/2012 22:57

Hitachi magic wand sounds like a vacuum cleaner Grin

KarenJones · 12/01/2012 22:59

I was quite tempted to set up a make-shift "masturbation-station" in the garage to scare surprise DH after that thread!

Sorry, um vibrators. Don't really do it for me. Bit buzzy. But am happy to keep trying.

RhondaRoo · 12/01/2012 23:00

ha ha ha @ masturbation station!

Every home should have one Grin

SexySunday · 12/01/2012 23:01

I love my vibrator.. but I'm single and it's a means to an end Wink

Moodykat · 12/01/2012 23:03

I've got just the rabbits ears. It's quite good. But much prefer DH and any of the things he does! Unless he's out of course!

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crazymummy87 · 12/01/2012 23:24

Lovehoney.co.uk is all im gonna say :)

crazymummy87 · 12/01/2012 23:28

Joannita the site i just suggested is well cheap free delivery and very discreet in packaging aswell as bank statement not actually giving anything away neither lmao

merseygirl11 · 04/08/2012 19:11

What would you recomend for a 67 year old woman who still feels the urge,but feels her libido is waning. Clitoral stimulation is what I need.

Alliwantisaroomsomewhere · 04/08/2012 19:28

I am worried about packaging if the Item is delivered! What if it arrives with a blazing trumpet (!) and a loud haler "THIS WOMAN HAS BOUGHT A VIBRATOR AND WE ARE NOW DELIVERING TO HER HOUSE RIGHT OVER HERE. GUESS WHAT SHE WILL BE DOING A VERY SHORT TIME LATER"

How discreet is discreet packaging?

PomBearWithAnOFRS · 04/08/2012 19:30

I wrote a lovely post all about this very subject on that "rabbit against husband's wishes" thread the other day, but I can't be arsed to find it to llink to it. Feel free to do so if you want my thoughts Grin

dementedma · 04/08/2012 19:39

Bullet is good but a bit fiddly. Electric toothbrush does the job brilliantly.Grin

merseygirl11 · 04/08/2012 20:21

Yes I use my electric toothbrush - bristle side - the only thing that does it for me. My Promise vibe from Ann Somers us generally useless and toooo big.

rockinastocking · 04/08/2012 20:45

Lelo.

Nuff said.

noisytoys · 04/08/2012 23:32

Love lovehoney. DH + almosta 4posta + blindfold + vibrator = orgasm heaven

BertieBotts · 04/08/2012 23:39

I don't think you can really recommend them, anyway, because surely people like different things.

I'd start off by ordering a couple of things from lovehoney or wherever that you like the sound of, or if you're not shy, go into an ann summer's or other adult kind of shop and see what they've got on display. Usually they've got a few testers so you can feel the different kinds of sensations etc on your hand (or the end of your nose is supposed to be a good gauge, for some reason...)

Then just... yeah, experiment I guess!

QOD007 · 04/08/2012 23:40

What DID happen with the guy with the thingy in the shed?

Oh and rabbit ... With hard ears, the love honey one is a right disappointment with its floppy ears

QOD007 · 04/08/2012 23:42

Oooer funny story ... Dh told me postie knocked the other day to tell him he thinks he accidentally delivered a package over the road the day before.

It was a dirty DVD and a vibrator, addressed to DH as a surprise for "me" ..... It's not turned up .... Dh is beside himself as neighbour MUST have opened it ...

AbsolutelyNotHoneyDragon · 05/08/2012 00:04

Dh was rather persistently randy earlier this week. The random surprise dry humping attacks got vexing so I jokingly suggested he deal with it in his shed over the laptop. I got a Hmm face. Then I remembered the shed thread and had hysterics Grin, I was weeping with laughter. Totally killed dh's ardour for the rest of the day, poor man.

NoComet · 05/08/2012 00:07

Mines small, cheap and effective. Came from AS many, many battery's ago.

My ears get offended by calling those great, expensive ugly things rabbits. We Bunnies are chase respectable creaturesWink

Krumbum · 05/08/2012 02:06

I like small powerful bullets or eggs. Love honey sell gooduns. I use on my own. With partner and sometimes during penetrative sex too.

Krumbum · 05/08/2012 02:08

Alliwantisaroomsomewhere. Love honeys packaging is simply a plain box with your address on it. That's it. There is no way anyone could know what is in there.

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