to feel like a fake mumsnetter

[JjandtheBeanplusPud]

Because I've never had a thread deleted, I've called someone a cunt tonight and NOTHING, what do I have to do

Shit I meant post not thread

Don't lose heart, maybe it'll get deleted tomorrow morning.
I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.

Thank you for taking my whining seriously.

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Ahh yes I spotted your post earlier, would you like me to report it?

If you get a thread/post deleted, do MNHQ send you an email or a PM?

I've lost the log in details to my email address and I'd love to read through all my deleted posts

Well, perhaps you could just jump in with both feet and accuse a well-known, well-loved MNer of being a troll? That should put the cat amongst the pigeons.

Then you could maybe post something utterly and dangerously libellous - start a rumour about a government minister having a predilection for sex with farm animals or vegetables, for instance.

Posting something totally fictional and potentially damaging about a major company (try Coca-Cola or McDonald's - they don't take kindly to smear campaigns) - eg. "did you know that all .......... burgers contain at least 50% floor sweepings?" or "all carbonated drinks made by ........ have plutonium in them?

I would imagine your posts would be whisked away into the ether before you can say Terry Wogan's Cock - and your status as a feisty, close-to-the-knuckle MN warrior will be confirmed

Either that or you'll get accused of being a troll...

Fluffy yes yes yes!!! I will call you a cunt for doing it of course

Right that's it potty mouth.
Just you wait

Talc, thank you. I shall do that.

I won't get banned from mumsnet will I? a ban from facebook upset me enough, mumsnet would kill me...

Gah, its no big deal. I have had a thread deleted but it had nothing whatsoever to do with what I posted - it was deleted because of posts from other posters.

Right I know feel like Miss sneaky telltale but have done just for you.
Mwah.

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JjandtheBeanplusPud Can we please remind you of our Talk Guidelines

I got banned from Nethuns for telling someone to "jog on"...I shit you not
twats

Now I'm panicing, I posted a totally stupid inflamatory thread, but I love mumsnet!!!

Shit

Haha

This is what pregnancy does to me.

Well there'd be nothing like being banned for raising your MN profile! The news would spread through town faster than a case of the shits.

But then you wouldn't be able to come and revel in your new devil-may-care fame. You'd be relegated to being the poor kid pressing his nose against the sweety shop window - gazing at the delights within, but unable to sate your ravening hunger...

I got banned from nethuns too, that's when I found mumsnet.

I believe it was because I said someone was stupid. Bless.

Feel better now?

@JjandtheBeanplusPud

Now I'm panicing, I posted a totally stupid inflamatory thread, but I love mumsnet!!!

Shit

Haha

This is what pregnancy does to me.

A post and a thread in one night!

and FYI as much as we do look out for posts that break our guidelines, the best way for us to see anything is to report it to us.

SixStringWidow has reminded me - just type a post with the words -

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• every few days, and everyone will just think you're being outrageous

I can go to bed now feeling like I've acheived something

That thread vanished bloody fast, hats off mumsnet hats off

I have only ever had a.....

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I reported it for you

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