to feel like a fake mumsnetter

[JjandtheBeanplusPud]

Because I've never had a thread deleted, I've called someone a cunt tonight and NOTHING, what do I have to do

FroOOOOOt - if you you report a MNHQ post you will break Mumsnet. It sort of implodes and disappears up its own arse.

kind of like the paradox thingy in Back to the Future then - The disruption of time-continuum
Will all posters who are currently logged in be sucked into the vortex too I wonder.

Ooooh can we report mumsnet

Crazynanna you are very funny

Is it bad to admit I had tickers on thehuns one for each dcs birthday, one for mine and dps anniversary, and oh I'm so so ashamed for how long dd had been breastfeeding... Jesus I was a total load of smug wank. Thank you mumsnet for helping me see the error of my wanky ways

Gosh, if it was like Back To The Future 2, it could set an alternative Mumsnet whirling off on a parallel axis.

A different kind of Mumsnet, where all posters fought and swore, and anarchy reigned...

...er no, wait...

I didn't have tickers...just a signature,but was asked to remove it twats again

Whats a fucking ticker?

It's a big sparkly thing,like a timebomb,that says something like:

It's been 3 years,4 months,2 days,12 minutes and 25 seconds since I played with myself

Kind of thing.

I expect a fucking ticker says something along the lines of:

7 years, 4 months, 19 days, 3 hours, 18 minutes and 22 seconds since the last sorry attempt at procreation

On mumsnet tickers would say,

0years 0months 0 days 0hours 0minutes and 11seconds since I called someone a cunt and meant it

Or a Mumsnet on would be...

0 years,0 months,0 days,0 minutes,12 seconds since I Was Unreasonable

I want one! Now!

No you don't,JustRedbin

[GRIN]OH YES I DO[GRIN]

fucked that up somehow!

Someone get her coat, tickers are a HUGE mumsnot

0years 0months 0days 0hours 0minutes 0.5seconds since I hoiked my judgy pants up in a camel toe causing fashion

thank you for making me giggle on a crap evening

lol

Our pleasure worm

4years 3months 5weeks 2days 1hour 11minutes and 5seconds since I had an uninterupted wee

Justredbin

See mumsnet is civil, the emoticons stop working when you leave caps on are SHOUTING

Yes, shouting is frowned upon. ITS RUDE!!!

No emoticons for you, badgrrl

You could start a thread using cunt in the title, then call everyone a cunt who complains about it!!