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He wee in the airport

93 replies

Mazsy · 29/10/2011 00:11

dh got excited and had a wee in the airport and left me with the bags and if we have the work men coming around the same thing happens but with no bags

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Swankyswishing · 29/10/2011 00:12

Eh??!!

ChaoticAngelofSamhain · 29/10/2011 00:12

[hconfused]

TidyDancer · 29/10/2011 00:14

Ooh this could be good.

worraliberty · 29/10/2011 00:15

Has mental image of OP checking in colostomy bags

worraliberty · 29/10/2011 00:15

sorry about the bold [hblush]

ScarlettIsWalking · 29/10/2011 00:16

Why does he do this?

Mazsy · 29/10/2011 00:17

he gets excited about the workmen and wees and I cant use the bathroom because hes in there and if I get excited Id have to use the bathroom but cant because dh is in there because the workmen are coming

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HowlingWereWolfBitch · 29/10/2011 00:17

Oh dear.

slavetofilofax · 29/10/2011 00:17

Gabby??

BertieBotts · 29/10/2011 00:18

Oh no! I was about to go to bed. Now I am so excited about this thread that I need a wee have to stay up to read more.

Mazsy · 29/10/2011 00:18

if you only knew mr todd ooo mr todd

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TidyDancer · 29/10/2011 00:18

Are you both dogs?!

worraliberty · 29/10/2011 00:18

If the work men are coming I'd say they're probably more excited than you and your husband Shock

NoOnesGoingToEatYourEyes · 29/10/2011 00:19

Are you calling them workmen because you don't know what else to call them?

Mazsy · 29/10/2011 00:19

i think one is a plumber

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squeakyfreakytoy · 29/10/2011 00:19

didnt we have a thread about a dh who gets excited and needs to wee all the time, not all that long ago...

I thought only puppies did this Confused

TuftyFinch · 29/10/2011 00:20

Are we talking extensions?
Whoever you are you always pitch it just right. Bravo.

Mazsy · 29/10/2011 00:21

I like the way the lecturer laughs he looks evil and has tiny eyes and laughs like jack dee but jack dee doesnt laugh but if he did hed laugh like my lecturer

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HowlingWereWolfBitch · 29/10/2011 00:21

Ditto Bertie.

NoOnesGoingToEatYourEyes · 29/10/2011 00:21

Is your DH using the 'excited wee' excuse to stop the workmen doing a poo in your toilet, should they need to?

BluddyMoFo · 29/10/2011 00:21

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Mazsy · 29/10/2011 00:22

no the issue isnt about jack dee because dh gets excited i think when something is about to happen like the bus or the workmen and i get excited not about that but about christmas but i dont wee but if i did wee id need the bathroom but dh is always in there

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HowlingWereWolfBitch · 29/10/2011 00:22

Holy arse biscuits. You poor woman.

TuftyFinch · 29/10/2011 00:23

So would it be better to do away with pavements? Or not?

Mazsy · 29/10/2011 00:23

sorry im confused

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