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He wee in the airport

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Mazsy · 29/10/2011 00:11

dh got excited and had a wee in the airport and left me with the bags and if we have the work men coming around the same thing happens but with no bags

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NoOnesGoingToEatYourEyes · 29/10/2011 00:24

Was the bus going to the airport? Like in the plotline to Speed with Sandra Bullock?

worraliberty · 29/10/2011 00:24

Don't be silly squeaky puppies don't start threads

Though if they did, I'm sure they'd make more sense.....

bellabelly · 29/10/2011 00:24

I've laughed so much I need a wee.

TuftyFinch · 29/10/2011 00:25

You're confused! What about the skylarks?

squeakyfreakytoy · 29/10/2011 00:25

Mazsy Sat 29-Oct-11 00:23:43
sorry im confused

and we arent? Confused

HowlingWereWolfBitch · 29/10/2011 00:25

Get the workmen to build another bathroom.

NoOnesGoingToEatYourEyes · 29/10/2011 00:26

But don't let them use it

BluddyMoFo · 29/10/2011 00:26

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Mazsy · 29/10/2011 00:28

I sorted the rust out but it could come back but I hope not because Jim has retired but he said hed still do my car and he has a peacock on his farm so i like going there and always had a fondness for you i did

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/10/2011 00:28
TalcAndTurnips · 29/10/2011 00:29

We had a workman who came to fit a radiator in the cellar not that long ago. When I came down with a cheese sandwich for him at lunchtime, he was sitting on an upturned bucket reading my copy of Delia Smith's One Is Fun.

HowlingWereWolfBitch · 29/10/2011 00:29
NoOnesGoingToEatYourEyes · 29/10/2011 00:30

I remember something about the wine up the wall to.

Can someone shout "willy willy willy" so I can go to bed?

TuftyFinch · 29/10/2011 00:31

So if I miss my train and walk to the baker's to get a croissant and then get a coffee and forget what the fuck I am doing and miss the next train is it ok to say "oh, for fucking fivks sake"?

BluddyMoFo · 29/10/2011 00:32

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celticlassie · 29/10/2011 00:32

Lol

saffrone · 29/10/2011 00:32

Never has PMSL seemed more appropriate.......

CocoPopsAddict · 29/10/2011 00:33

Such a Virginia Woolf wannabe... Sigh.

ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/10/2011 00:33

TAT is that a self-pleasurement guide?

Confused
PandorasSocks · 29/10/2011 00:34
susiedaisy · 29/10/2011 00:35

Does Dh make it to the toilet or just wee where his stood ?Confused

TalcAndTurnips · 29/10/2011 00:35

Chaos - Workman's hands were well clear of his dungarees - so I am thinking not

QuintessentialShadyHallows · 29/10/2011 00:36

oh. This must be what Auntie Mabel sounds like on a sunday afternoon, between the sherry and the port.

TuftyFinch · 29/10/2011 00:39

So I was standing in lewisham high street and this lovely olden came up to me and said is this eltham so I said mo it's lewisham to which he said fick off why don't you I'm looking for debenhams