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He wee in the airport

93 replies

Mazsy · 29/10/2011 00:11

dh got excited and had a wee in the airport and left me with the bags and if we have the work men coming around the same thing happens but with no bags

OP posts:
Original poster
Mazsy · 29/10/2011 00:41

Im your friend too mr todd

OP posts:
TalcAndTurnips · 29/10/2011 00:46

What's with the Sondheim lines, Mazsy?

You shall drip rubies

ScarlettIsWalking · 29/10/2011 08:41

wow! When " one is fun" was televised I remember the theme
" one is fun, but tea for two is double, three is too much trouble, one is fun"

ellmum · 29/10/2011 09:03

Leave him, OP.

Proudnscary · 29/10/2011 09:26

About 7.85 I'd say

Schnarkle · 29/10/2011 09:59

2 excitable wee fiends in your house. I'd say Christmas is a howl. Top of the list from santa: a 12 pack of loo roll yehaaaaaa

Mandy2003 · 29/10/2011 11:40

[hgrin]

NoOnesGoingToEatYourEyes · 29/10/2011 18:00

Mandy - is that by the same author as this

Dawndonna · 29/10/2011 18:59

I suggest a lampost and a crossword puzzle, at least you'll know there's a solution.

SpringHeeledJack · 29/10/2011 19:06

scared @ Mr Todd

SpringHeeledJack · 29/10/2011 19:07

ooh, Tufty, are you local?

I am

FanjoForTheMuahahammaries · 29/10/2011 19:12

tomatoes. Trucks. Monkeys.

Mandy2003 · 30/10/2011 11:35

Eyes - that is brilliant! Could there ever have been an innocent explanation for that title, even in the 1950s?

NoOnesGoingToEatYourEyes · 30/10/2011 13:26

There may have been Mandy, but for the life of me I haven't the first idea what it might be.

EEEEKinthebeeswax · 30/10/2011 13:32

I have been taking large amounts of tramadol recently for a broken jaw.

They make you quite high, and sometimes i ramble on a bit.

Think OP has been stealing my secret tramadol stash.........

I have never read as much nonsense in my life Smile[hsmile]

tottiesfortea · 30/10/2011 13:33

Its it just me......I am totally confused?????!!!!!ConfusedConfused

LadyEvilEyes · 30/10/2011 13:34

Ahh.
This is the poster with the wine on the wall, the new carpet, Sharon the hoor
and the dead wasp.

NoOnesGoingToEatYourEyes · 30/10/2011 13:39

How could I remember the bit about the wine and forget all about Sharon the hoor and the dead wasp!? Those were the best bits.

stepawayfromtheecclescakes · 30/10/2011 14:12

can someone link me to that thread, then I might have a smidgeon of a clue as to wtf is going on here Confused

Salmotrutta · 30/10/2011 14:15

Were there bikers and a piano wig OP?

Please say there was a piano wig too. Please. Grin

And an old lady with a dog.

Salmotrutta · 30/10/2011 14:16

And seagulls

Salmotrutta · 30/10/2011 14:17

And maybe some lost marbles?

BOOareHaunting · 30/10/2011 14:27

or a picnic that's missing it's sandwich?

Mandy2003 · 30/10/2011 15:30

And who could forget the immortal He flooded the hospital room??

Gingefringe · 30/10/2011 15:34

Is this going to be another thread about workmen shitting in your toilet?
I dont understand the airport bit, sorry.