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AIBU to not want a workman to poo in my toilet?

652 replies

CreamolaFoamless · 14/10/2011 14:00

Earlier today I was having my boiler serviced and two men came to do it.

The older man said 'can I use your toilet' , I said 'yes of course' and directed him to the bathroom. Thinking he just needed to pass water

But he had a poo in it! He was in there a good 10 minutes and has colleague was looking embarressed as we chatted.

It stank ! Really stank ...why do people think it's ok to poo in someone elses house

Would it be unreasonable to refuse workmen toilet access in future [hshock]

I'm using the term workmen because I don't know what else to call them

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littlemisssarcastic · 17/10/2011 09:23

Creamola I would very much like to hear the phone call, or at the very least...can we have a detailed transcript of the conversation please?

I am actually quite interested to know what you said, and what the company or the workman replied in return?

pigletmania · 17/10/2011 09:38

Instead if calling the man, you need to call your GP for an appointment, you do need help to deal with these issues.

pigletmania · 17/10/2011 09:41

Instead if calling the man, you need to call your GP for an appointment, you do need help to deal with these issues.

oohlaalaa · 17/10/2011 09:42

You sound ever so precious Creamola. Don't you have better things to occupy your time, than fretting over some bloke pooing in your toilet? Confused

I wouldn't have given it a second thought.

MollyTheMole · 17/10/2011 09:47

yes OP PLEASE ring him and report back

You have to, its the only way to face your fear

areyoutheregoditsmemargaret · 17/10/2011 09:49

This has got to go into classics

CreamolaFoamless · 17/10/2011 10:06

Right having now spoken to the man he has said 'he pooed in my toilet because he thought it would be ok'

No bowel disease or any pyhiscal ailments.....he just thought he would shit in my loo because he thought it would be ok

He mentioned his wife didnt like him shitting in his martial home .

We had a conversation in regard to this I told him I was upset he pooed in my toiet

thanks for the replies

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CreamolaFoamless · 17/10/2011 10:08

toilet

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CreamolaFoamless · 17/10/2011 10:11

If this isn't a wind up, I do apologise and urge you to seek help.

seek help !! seek help !! do you know how partronising that sounds

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piprabbit · 17/10/2011 10:13
Shock

All credit to the man for allowing you to have your say without him laughing in your face or tearing you a new one.

CreamolaFoamless · 17/10/2011 10:17

piprabbit I had to ask

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piprabbit · 17/10/2011 10:18

No you didn't.

Cheeky and rude? Pot, kettle, black.

noddyholder · 17/10/2011 10:19

fgs

CreamolaFoamless · 17/10/2011 10:36

yes pot kettle black

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pigletmania · 17/10/2011 10:54

Well you do need help. He asked to use your loo, you said yes so he used it for it's intended purpose. Then you phone the guy up about it. I would be too Blush to do that

CreamolaFoamless · 17/10/2011 10:59

oh for goodness people he pooped in my toilet not yours

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Thingiebob · 17/10/2011 11:00

Oh god. I feel so embarrassed for the poor man. This has got to be a joke. Why on earth would you phone him up?? Have you got any idea how totally crazy and strange this makes you sound?

Do you think he pooed on purpose to upset you?

MollyTheMole · 17/10/2011 11:00

oh my fucking god you actually did it? You rang someone up to ask why they had a shit in your toilet? Its so sad that you dont even realise how crazy that sounds.

You do need help, really

CreamolaFoamless · 17/10/2011 11:01

and i had a reason to phone re the carbon monoixde decector

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EricNorthmansMistress · 17/10/2011 11:01
Hmm bullshit you never phoned him. You're taking this too far now.
KurriKurri · 17/10/2011 11:03

I find it hard to believe anyone would phone someone and ask why they'd pooed in their toilet.

Why would you want to embarrass someone like that?, - what appalling bad manners.

If its true, you have a serious problem and I hope you can get the help you clearly need.

MollyTheMole · 17/10/2011 11:04

Thingie - dont feel embarassed for the man, all he did was ask someone if he could use their loo and did indeed use it.

tbh though Im not sure I believe that the OP rang him, its almost too pathetic and childish to be true

CreamolaFoamless · 17/10/2011 11:05

i have decided i was unreasonable and have invited him round for a pre lunch poo

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Pendeen · 17/10/2011 11:08

Where's the ROFL in hysterical laughter icon when you really need it?

This thread has to be unreal.

You object to someone using your loo to do " that " and then you telephone him and discuss why he had the temerity to do it?

Do you also write articles for the Daily Heil Mail?

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 17/10/2011 11:11

Of course YABU. Jesus Christ on a bike.