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Original poster

AIBU to not want a workman to poo in my toilet?

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CreamolaFoamless · 14/10/2011 14:00

Earlier today I was having my boiler serviced and two men came to do it.

The older man said 'can I use your toilet' , I said 'yes of course' and directed him to the bathroom. Thinking he just needed to pass water

But he had a poo in it! He was in there a good 10 minutes and has colleague was looking embarressed as we chatted.

It stank ! Really stank ...why do people think it's ok to poo in someone elses house

Would it be unreasonable to refuse workmen toilet access in future [hshock]

I'm using the term workmen because I don't know what else to call them

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Bogeymanface · 17/10/2011 00:56

which is ok for a day or so, but a whole week ISNT normal, it really isnt. Normally your body would take over and you would have no choice, and you could get really ill. What if you had to go away for a month, in an emergency? Then what?

I genuinely do think that you need to consider help with this.

Not wanting people to poo in your house is ok, I dont particularly want anyone to do it, but I accept that it is a normal bodily function and when you gotta go, you gotta go!

Are you serious about ringing? That is unhinged!

Original poster
CreamolaFoamless · 17/10/2011 01:07

yes I am going to call him to find out out what his poos pusrpose was?

the reason being posters on this thread have made have made me feel i'm a nut's

I will ask him did you have a big jobbby in my toilet , and was it essential ?

I will phone him

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Bogeymanface · 17/10/2011 01:20

:o

Best wind up ever!

Original poster
CreamolaFoamless · 17/10/2011 01:53

it is not a wind up bogeymanface

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Original poster
CreamolaFoamless · 17/10/2011 01:56

i am quite serious about the the whole thing

I don't want strangers poooing on my toilet but appparently that makes me mental ????

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Bogeymanface · 17/10/2011 02:10

If you are serious then no, it doesnt make you mental. In itself, I can see why you would be a bit Yuck about it. But to go to these lengths, including your issues with your own "habits", suggests that you have issues that need addressing.

I am being serious when I say that. There is more here than being a bit pissed off at a tradesman taking The Sun up to your bog for a bit of a sit. If you think that ringing his company to discuss his toileting needs is ok then I really do think that you need to consider whether this is action of someone with a normal view of such things.

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CreamolaFoamless · 17/10/2011 02:22

you are just being horrible and antogastic now Now Bogeymanface arent you

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Bogeymanface · 17/10/2011 02:26

I dont mean to be and if thats how you are taking it then there is a misunderstanding here.

I do honestly believe that if you think that calling this man to question him is an ok thing to do, then you have issues bigger than just being a bit naffed off that he stank out your loo. And I have not been horrible, I have said that I think you need to consider whether this is something that is considered a normal thing to do. The responses on this thread would suggest not, so therefore you should perhaps discuss this issue with a phobia specialist.

FearfulYank · 17/10/2011 02:41

PMSL at "was your poo essential?"

Seriously! Bahahahahahahaha!

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CreamolaFoamless · 17/10/2011 02:43

he pooed in my toilet.............univieted

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CreamolaFoamless · 17/10/2011 02:43

invited

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FearfulYank · 17/10/2011 02:46

It wasn't uninvited, darling. He asked if he could use it. He didn't ask if he could urinate in it.

ImNotEvenWearingAHalloweenMask · 17/10/2011 03:06

What do you want him to do about it now? Come round to your house, plead for your forgiveness and then somehow go back in time and not shit in your toilet?

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CreamolaFoamless · 17/10/2011 03:25

do not be nasty#

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ImNotEvenWearingAHalloweenMask · 17/10/2011 03:35

I'm not being nasty, I'm just asking.

At the end of the day, it disappeared when he flushed, right? YANBU to not want him to shit in your toilet but he'd probably just had a bad curry or something the night before. Not his fault.

I'd agree with you if he'd shat on your dining room table but I'm saying YABU.

cherrysodalover · 17/10/2011 03:36

What's that primal scream therapy...maybe there is something like excrementexpulsion therapy where you roll up in a ball and shit in a big group until you feel really comfortable with facing your own and other's shit.
I bet someone can help with it for a fee.

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CreamolaFoamless · 17/10/2011 04:23

omg and oh my god at thought of him having a shit on my table Imnotevenwearingahalloweenmask

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ImNotEvenWearingAHalloweenMask · 17/10/2011 04:59

Hahahahahahaha I'm sure he wouldn't actually shit on your table, Cream.

Have a Wine or a Brew and forget about it.

FearfulYank · 17/10/2011 05:25

I sort of do want to shit on your table now.

I'm across the entire ocean though, never fear!

FearfulYank · 17/10/2011 05:26

Creamolas next post:

"AIBU? A crazy American has shat upon my table..."

Hhaahahahahhahaha! :o

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CreamolaFoamless · 17/10/2011 05:36

no one is allowed to shit on my table ffs I won't let people poo in my toilet so they certainly aren't get to shit on one one tables

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ImNotEvenWearingAHalloweenMask · 17/10/2011 05:41

ROFL at FearfulYank! Don't go giving Cream ideas...

[hsmile]

Jackin · 17/10/2011 07:28

I honestly can't belive what I'm reading here. It sounds incredibly far fetched.

Andrewofgg · 17/10/2011 07:32

Creamola There?s a line of work which used to be all male but women now do it too and it would suit you.

It's professional boxing.

I see you as the fall guy, the one chosen by the bent promoter to make the rising star look better than he is. Every time he is sent reeling you think he is out for the count, but no, he comes back, and back, and back, and takes more, and more, and yet more punishment.

Don?t you grasp that everyone here thinks you are bad, mad, or sad, or some combination thereof? Forget about it and get on with your life. Please.

lesley33 · 17/10/2011 08:48

tbh I can understand why some other posters now think this may be a wind up. Your attitude and plan to ring the workman is so extreme, that I wonder if you are real or just winding us all up. Certainly a wind up would fit with not being able to have a poo at all on holiday. If that is true it is physically unhealthy and does reveal a phobia like problem. But it would also fit with a wind up where the posts slowly get more and more extreme.

If this isn't a wind up, I do apologise and urge you to seek help.