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AIBU to not want a workman to poo in my toilet?

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CreamolaFoamless · 14/10/2011 14:00

Earlier today I was having my boiler serviced and two men came to do it.

The older man said 'can I use your toilet' , I said 'yes of course' and directed him to the bathroom. Thinking he just needed to pass water

But he had a poo in it! He was in there a good 10 minutes and has colleague was looking embarressed as we chatted.

It stank ! Really stank ...why do people think it's ok to poo in someone elses house

Would it be unreasonable to refuse workmen toilet access in future [hshock]

I'm using the term workmen because I don't know what else to call them

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VajazzleMyBroomstick · 17/10/2011 13:18

OK. Well i shall look forward to another Poogate thread in the next couple of days then Grin

Bunbaker · 17/10/2011 13:23

Blimey! Is this still going on?

I have a good mind to email this thread to the Jeremy Vine show.

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CreamolaFoamless · 17/10/2011 13:25

I think the only thread that guy could start was the one in my toilet ....which got my into this god forsaken mess in the first place

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VajazzleMyBroomstick · 17/10/2011 13:27
Grin
MrBloomsNursery · 17/10/2011 13:31

Creamola, if this isn't real, then I REALLY REALLY HOPE that a REAL stranger goes into your bog and shits for the life of him/her. And I hope it's half constipated shit so it sticks and floats and stinks so much it burns the hairs in your nostrils.

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CreamolaFoamless · 17/10/2011 13:33

people don't believe me? do you think I would just make up a guy pooing in my toilet and admitting to my running away when I was 6 and pooing in my pants (accidently..solid fart) because it is fun!!!!!!!!!

No it isn't fun to recognise you're weird with a strange poo phobia

And no it's not wind up

And no I don't poo on holiday ..I can't

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VajazzleMyBroomstick · 17/10/2011 13:34

Have you pooed in your toilet since the workman did his massive stinker.

MrBloomsNursery · 17/10/2011 13:35

Yeah!! Just re-read my last post!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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CreamolaFoamless · 17/10/2011 13:35

I have a good mind to email this thread to the Jeremy Vine show who is Jermey Vine Bunbaker?

To be honest I think it is probably more Jeremy Kyle

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Bunbaker · 17/10/2011 13:36

Have you never even had the trots on holiday?

MrBloomsNursery · 17/10/2011 13:38

OP doesn't know who Jeremy Vine is Hmm....Says alot!

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CreamolaFoamless · 17/10/2011 13:38

Creamola, if this isn't real, then I REALLY REALLY HOPE that a REAL stranger goes into your bog and shits for the life of him/her. And I hope it's half constipated shit so it sticks and floats and stinks so much it burns the hairs in your nostrils.

well that's not very nice [hsad]

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CreamolaFoamless · 17/10/2011 13:40

oh does it i don't know who Jermemy vine is so that says alot about me ?

will goggle him right now

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VajazzleMyBroomstick · 17/10/2011 13:40

Oh dear. Creamola you remind me of Mitmoo, she talked a load of bollocks too. You have given me a giggle though, so thanks for that.

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CreamolaFoamless · 17/10/2011 13:42

*Jeremy loves music. But he?s also a journalist. There aren?t that many shows that do music and news. In fact there?s only one. Happily he presents it...

Previously Jeremy had been presenter of Newsnight, political correspondent at Westminster, reporter on the Today programme and Africa correspondent based in Johannesburg. That job put him on the road and gave him some of his sharpest memories. He is also one of only four presenters in the history of Panorama, the world?s oldest current affairs programme.*

sounds like a total knobjockey , no wonder I've never heard of him

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TheVermiciousKnid · 17/10/2011 13:45

Have you pooed in your toilet since the workman did his massive stinker.

Are you joking!? Shock One would of course have to replace one's lavatory should one be unlucky enough for a workman to have pooed in it. Tsk, honestly.

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CreamolaFoamless · 17/10/2011 13:48

you think I talk bollocks vazzzlemybroomstick ?

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MrBloomsNursery · 17/10/2011 13:52

...Wow. Someone's obviously received much more attention than they deserve...I feel sorry for you OP.

VajazzleMyBroomstick · 17/10/2011 14:04

Yes Grin, dont you think so too.

CreamolaFoamless · 17/10/2011 14:11

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CreamolaFoamless · 17/10/2011 14:30

I have leanred

  1. it is not normal to be upset if someone you don't know poos in your toilet

2)not pooing on holiday is is also not normal

  1. phoning the guy (in situation 1) is apprantly extremely not normal

heho ....seriously you can all think I'm mad but I've learnt alot

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SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 17/10/2011 14:40

Are you going to have the barefaced nerve to use the same firm to service your gas boiler next time, knowing that the workman will have told all his colleagues about the client who phoned him up to ask why he'd pooed in her loo???

And (once more - maybe third time's a charm) - would you want someone doing a safety critical job in your home, like servicing a gas boiler, to be distracted by the desperate need for a poo, or would you prefer him to have his whole mind on the job?

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CreamolaFoamless · 17/10/2011 14:55

jesus SDT he was not touching cloth when he came.

You keep making this point if he needed a shit he'd be incompent at his job and it would be a health and safty risk

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noddyholder · 17/10/2011 15:04

I can't believe you phoned him!

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 17/10/2011 15:06

I said distracted, not incompetant. And one can be desperate for a poo without 'touching cloth', fgs.