and 
and 
Last night I was awoken by some (ahem) movement in bed. I could feel shaking and when I opened my eyes I saw DP sitting on the edge of the bed and he was clearly having a good old shuffle.
Then, once he had finished he got up and went to the bathroom. From what I could see, he'd wanked off onto an item of clothing - possibly a tshirt.
I didn't say anything at the time, why would I?
But this morning, I'm thinking...
Why not just go to the bathroom and sort yourself out, why do it sitting on the edge of the bed and then go to the bathroom?
at starting this thread
at not just going to the bathroom in the first place, and
just for the sake of it
Now I have no objection to masturbation at all I just don't want to be awoken by the vigorous shaking of the bed!
AIBU to want DP to use the bathroom instead of sitting on the edge of our bed when he's masturbating during the night?