To be eating crumpets with melted cheese and...

[Proudnscary]

a rogue piece of salami I found lurking in the dark corners of our fridge? I am even contemplating a dollop of Hellman's on top.

Am in monstrously piggy mood - actually can anyone think of a piggier, more lard-laden breakfast because if you can I will eat it and that's a promise.

YABU not to have fried the ensemble.

PS

Yum......minus the salami.
I had chocolate brioche with chocolate spread yesterday, and may again this morning!

Great idea Arm - might drop the cheese encrusted crumpet in the deep fat fryer...doh I haven't got one

Bleurgh . Now I have left over lemon cheesecake (with ginger biscuit base) in my fridge. Now that's a good breakfast

I love leftovers for breakfast - but nothing beats cold pizza.

I would also like to point out that I served my dc's crumpets on some Christmas paper plates because I forgot to put the dishwasher on last night (). That's the kind of mood I'm in.

I've had the remnants of last nights kebab and pizza feast and a bowl of honeyroasted nuts. I am on holiday though so it's allowed.

Stella - I bow to your superior piggery

Now i want a Double Sausage and Egg McMuffin. With a greasy Hash Brown.

Wow! Impressed by all of you!

I however am off to the gym so have had porridge with a banana

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Tomorrow, however, is Stuffing Sunday and I shall be taking notes from you lot!

Oh piss off Ifancy!

Gym?? On a Saturday???

Surely the only exercise worth doing of a Saturday morning is sex? followed by a double sausage and egg mcmuffin

I am already planning my lunch.

I was thinking about having sticky toffee pudding with custard for brekkie ....

And there was me thinking my toasted cinnamon and raisin bagel with butter was gluttonous!

Will have to up my game for lunch. Taking DS to a birthday party at the bowling alley so may have to swing past Subway...and KFC

Sex?! What is that? (am single. And have been for a looooooong time).

I love the gym . tis a yoga class I'm off to. I shall make up for the lentil weaving with a Fat Fecker Face Full tomorrow.

Suggestions please! (Crumpets and cheese - with marmite - currently in lead)

Make a full english with an extra cheeky sausage

Sex?! What's that? I've been married for 16 years.

I am wracking my brains to remember what that posh breakfast is with poached egg, English muffin and that delicous sauce stuff???? Whatever it is, have that Ifancy.

Very good Whatsallthe!

And the sauce (ooh er Mrs!) you refer to is that hollandaise malarky. Quite complicated I believe. Another downside to single life - having to make your own breakfast in bed. Worth putting up with a relationship just for someone to do that for me!

Proudnscary Cold pizza breakfast! YES!

I also always order way more Indian take away than I could possibly eat, so that there's a pile of rice and sauce left, and nuke it the next day for breakfast, yum!

Eggs Benedict proud?

Oh yes that's it blather!! I love that shit

Found a recipe on Good Food for a Gordon Ramsay version of Eggs Benedict - they reckon it's 705 calories per serving!!

I think you may have found the Daddy of gluttonous breakfasts there!!

God, not had a crumpet with cheese in ages... (is it trashy Kraft cheese? Because that's what I'd do. Even though I only eat decent cheese normally.)

Crumpets with cheese and pickle is gorgeous, sounds wrong but is so nice.

No nomoreheels it was pre-sliced gouda. Kraft or Dairy Lea would have been preferable I agree or that chemical stuff you squeeze out of a tube.

Happy - you have made me happy by throwing your preposterous recipe into the mix.