To be eating crumpets with melted cheese and...

[Proudnscary]

a rogue piece of salami I found lurking in the dark corners of our fridge? I am even contemplating a dollop of Hellman's on top.

Am in monstrously piggy mood - actually can anyone think of a piggier, more lard-laden breakfast because if you can I will eat it and that's a promise.

I have crumpets, I have cheese, I have kids out all day!

Born - that's my kinda day! Enjoy !

I know it sounds wrong, but I promise it is the best way to eat crumpets. Making me hungry now

Just had crumpets with peanut butter & banana while watching the Rugby

The greasiest breakfast I can stomach is a bacon sandwich, made with eggy bread.

I'm sorry Chipping, although it's a crumpet democracy on here I am really quite adverse to sweet toppings. Crumpets are for marmite, butter, cheese... not bananas. I hope I am not offending.

Half a chocolate orange and a twix was the brekkie of the day here. It makes these sound positively healthy and balanced.

Bertie - fried bread?

Do you know what would top off the melted cheese best, brown sauce. A good old blob of Daddys/HP on the top. Or Hendersons relish. Drooling now at thoughts of it.

I love these threads in comparison with the 'what my children are allowed to eat' type threads.

Today's kids (if you believe MN) seem to only be allowed water, carrot sticks and raisins.

I bet they can't wait to grow up and eat like us lot do

Well DS is eating birthday cake for breakfast...

Eggy bread is fried, Proud! I like fried bread, but hate the way it always seems to create clouds of smoke. There's a great cafe near here which does a brilliant cooked breakfast complete with toast AND fried bread!

Worra the reason I had chocolate orange is because my kids had one each for breakfast. Not proud of this to be honest but we struggle to get DD to eat anything in a morning and DS has been rewarded for being good at school all week so all normal rules off this morning. DD has also eaten a good spatula full of homemade lipgloss [boak]

Charley you don't have to explain, it's just nice to see people being so refreshingly honest

apple cake with custard is my fave breakfast. With a big milky coffee

Charley/Worra - I once gave my son an out-of-date Slimfast can of chocolate milkshake for breakfast.

Oh sorry re the eggy bread mix up - yes fried bread is hard to perfect when you the most useless cook in the western world like me

Bacon sandwich here BUT it was DH's that he had made FOR HIMSELF so tasted twice as good as it normally would. Greedy sod, did he think I couldn't smell the bacon cooking?

Smoked streaky bacon and egg sandwich has just been consumed here and I'm still hungry. Never mind, it's nearly dinner time!

Nothing tastes as good as a stolen sandwich, Wilson.

Eggy bread with maple syrup and streaky bacon is what I'm planning when ds emerges from his pit.
All fried of course.

They were delicious! They must be the correct brand though. I hope you all know what I mean.

No I don't and I demand to know!

Have just had a fishfinger sandwich for lunch

I ate Galaxy Counters for breakfast, do I win?

God, I'm hungry now . . .

Crumpets should NEVER EVER be eaten with anything but lashings of butter.

That is all.