To be eating crumpets with melted cheese and...

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a rogue piece of salami I found lurking in the dark corners of our fridge? I am even contemplating a dollop of Hellman's on top.

Am in monstrously piggy mood - actually can anyone think of a piggier, more lard-laden breakfast because if you can I will eat it and that's a promise.

pancakes with golden syrup and lemon juice..... yum

After you lot tempting me this morning, lunch has ended up being a footlong Steak and cheese sub - with extra cheese and mayo and some lettuce - like that helped! - from Subway!

All washed down with full fat coke.

I hope anybody who is frying things is using LARD and not any poncey vegetable oil.

Crumpets are only allowed to be warburtons in this house. can't decide what to have now though. A bit hungry.

I did the food shop last night and forgot the crumpets. Balls. I had crumpets for lunch on Weds, 7mo DS stole one off my plate and slobbered all over it Pest.

Takeaway for tea tonight follwed by Galaxy Counters and a cuppa in front of Dr Who

I did buy Nutella...