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Original poster

Why should *I* do everything?

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TheCrutchlessCunt · 06/09/2011 20:38

DP has an inflamed knee.

The hospital gave him crutches this morning.

Now while i accept that this probably smarts a little why can't he get his own fucking beer from the fridge especially when i cooked the dinner.

He has got CRUTCHES ffs.

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BimboNo5 · 06/09/2011 21:22

Get in the kitchen and serve your man ya lazy caaaah. Or else he will be shagging the next door neighbours cousins friends aunties dogs sisters owner, you know the one with the big tits?

nenevomito · 06/09/2011 21:23

Kick him in the cock and then offer to get him a nice cold can of beer put on there to help numb the pain.

Watch him struggle - drink or numb, drunk or numb...

AuntieMonica · 06/09/2011 21:23

not with a busted leg or aching cock he won't Grin

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TheCrutchlessCunt · 06/09/2011 21:24

Well really BimboNo5..

This isn't Jeremy Kyle you know.

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AuntieMonica · 06/09/2011 21:24

babyheave

i think you've got prior experience...do tell

SarkySpanner · 06/09/2011 21:24

I could send Dh around.
He is good at fetching and carrying.

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 06/09/2011 21:24

Leave him then. Only option left really.

LordOfTheFlies · 06/09/2011 21:25

Maybe he's already shagged the next door neighbours cousins friends aunties dogs sisters owner -and that's why he's got crutches.
Up in the attic my arse Shock

AuntieMonica · 06/09/2011 21:25

yes, leave the bastard, and take the beer with you!

Thingumy · 06/09/2011 21:26

Yeah,reckon he's putting it on,emotional abuse and all that...

Leave him!

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 06/09/2011 21:27

And snap the crutches while you're at it.

nenevomito · 06/09/2011 21:27

No personal experience, AuntieMonica. I just enjoy being evil by proxy Grin

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TheCrutchlessCunt · 06/09/2011 21:28

Is he....you know...?

gaslighting

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SarkySpanner · 06/09/2011 21:29

Or maybe you need a beer conveyor belt?

Thingumy · 06/09/2011 21:30

Not sure about gaslighting but he's defo showing signs of toxic behaviour.

AuntieMonica · 06/09/2011 21:30

would someone please explain what gaslighting really is?

Thingumy · 06/09/2011 21:32

hth

usualsuspect · 06/09/2011 21:32

Is it having the hump?

BobblyGussets · 06/09/2011 21:32

I would like to know too please. I am at work, trying to hold a fart in and it would take my mind of it.

Happy Birthday Rockstock? or 31 degrees in Spain? Scorchio.

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TheCrutchlessCunt · 06/09/2011 21:32

Dunno....i saw it on here.

It sounds mean .

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BobblyGussets · 06/09/2011 21:33

off

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TheCrutchlessCunt · 06/09/2011 21:33

Maybe it's 'having to hump' usual

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AuntieMonica · 06/09/2011 21:34

ah

not about prostitution in an old caravan then?

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TheCrutchlessCunt · 06/09/2011 21:34

You know....like on their birthdays.

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usualsuspect · 06/09/2011 21:35

Birthdays and christmas if they are lucky

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