Why should *I* do everything?

[TheCrutchlessCunt]

DP has an inflamed knee.

The hospital gave him crutches this morning.

Now while i accept that this probably smarts a little why can't he get his own fucking beer from the fridge especially when i cooked the dinner.

He has got CRUTCHES ffs.

OP, have you done as you have been told like a nice wifely wife DP?

YABU crutches take a bit of getting used to and his leg is probably painful.

Give him a few days grace .... Then move the beers to the bottom of the garden

I think it might be Gout!

HaHa.

No more beer for you DP...

Hiya RockStock, how's the weather in sunny Spain? I hope you are having a nice beer outside (having gotten it yourself) in the balmy weather.

RockStock would crawl to Gibralter for beer..

Did you shake the beer before you gave it to him?

Hola. Tis sunny.... 31 today. I'm drinking champagne as it happens and, yes, I got it myself. Useless 2 year old is in bed, so she's no bloody help.

This is very probably true

I always shake his beer for him.grin]

Unless it's in a pint glass

Happy birthday RockStock.

SwearyMary has a drinks fridge. I want a drinks fridge. 'Snot fair.

And RockStock - I had all my DCs trained in how to make a gin and tonic by 2. At 3 they could open a bottle of cava. You're slacking here, tbh.

Well now, that would just be plain stupid.

I'm preg and got spd. Got crutches on Friday and they're a pain!!!

Tell him to use one to hobble to fridge, he'll survive.

swap the 3 and the 1 around and you have the temp here today.

Thank you Crutchlessunt Top name btw.

Hassled I also have a drinks fridge

And, DD3 'helped' make my supper. It was her very interesting take on fajitas. I think in chef circles they call it 'deconstructed'. Heston eat your heart out mate. Also, the bloody child crashed at 7, which puts paid to waitress service.

CRUTCHLESS CUNT ffs

I would like a drinks fridge.

You are welcome RockStock.

i've got a drinks fridge too - it's nearer the door than the fod fridge but i still would make DP get his own beer

Next time get the (last) beer out the fridge, pour it into the glass and then refuse to bring it through.

The fod fridge AuntieM ?

Shurely shome mishtake?

yesh, i'm sit at tyoing [ring]

Kick him in the cock then he would have something to moan about.

Yelp at Thingy...

I suspect Thingumy's had a bad day. Or something.