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BUNFIGHT HERE!!!

200 replies

LoopyLoopsTootyFroots · 15/08/2011 19:31

Come on, do your worst! Rather than clutter up unsuspecting threads, here is a bitch-fest waiting to happen.

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KatieScarlett2833 · 15/08/2011 19:33

Your user name belongs on netmums, hun.

PinotsKittens · 15/08/2011 19:33
ProfessionallyOffendedGoblin · 15/08/2011 19:34

So where are the buns?
I have teenagers, cake-deprived as I'm not as fast as they are.
You said buns, bitch. Give me buns!

TrickyBiscuits · 15/08/2011 19:35

Are we allowed to swear?

GilbonzoTheSecretPsychoDuck · 15/08/2011 19:35
BBQFrenzy · 15/08/2011 19:35

No buns in my pantry Loopy

FriggFRIGG · 15/08/2011 19:36
KatieScarlett2833 · 15/08/2011 19:36

Always tricky , are you fucking new here or what?

FriggFRIGG · 15/08/2011 19:37
LostMyIdentityAlongTheWay · 15/08/2011 19:38

I've had three kids hanging off me all day, then I come on to MN to read THIS? I'll fucking have you, you and all yours. Come on if you think you're hard enough

LoopyLoopsTootyFroots · 15/08/2011 19:38

Of course you can fucking well swear.

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BrikSchittHaus · 15/08/2011 19:38

ffs this has been done to death

Hmm

nothing like a welcome to a forum

farking nest of vipers

skinnymuffin · 15/08/2011 19:39

Woohoo! Love a good bunfight me.

That chair big enough for your ass Pinot?

LoopyLoopsTootyFroots · 15/08/2011 19:40

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=bumfight&hl=en&safe=off&gbv=2&biw=1229&bih=527&tbm=isch&tbnid=MaBemWPlKXgkpM:&imgrefurl=www.bleedingcool.com/2010/07/01/swipe-file-american-vampire-and-bum-fights/&docid=lmp6igjsYNaF2M&w=563&h=410&ei=3mdJTt77O8uGhQedquTiBg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=935&vpy=162&dur=373&hovh=189&hovw=253&tx=154&ty=82&page=1&tbnh=172&tbnw=190&start=0&ndsp=9&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">oops, typed 'bunfight' in wrong...

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GilbonzoTheSecretPsychoDuck · 15/08/2011 19:40

Fucking bunch of cunts.

LoopyLoopsTootyFroots · 15/08/2011 19:41

Lazy bitch you mean.

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skinnymuffin · 15/08/2011 19:41

No. I can't do it. I feel guilty already. Sorry Pinot, sorry, sorry. I'm sure your ass is tiny and lovely.

TrickyBiscuits · 15/08/2011 19:42

Aye, I'm knew. But I'm an utter twat so have settled in nicely so far.

Wankshafting-bastarding cunt.

That is all.

TrickyBiscuits · 15/08/2011 19:42

new fucking new. Told you.

PinotsKittens · 15/08/2011 19:42

@ Gilby Grin

AtYourCervix · 15/08/2011 19:43

I am shocked and affronted by the bad language and juvenile behaviour I have witnessed here. You should be ashamed of your selves.

I was always taught that only people with poor education and vocabulary resort to using profanities and you just use petty insults to get 'one up' amongst the Mumsnet Royalty. Don't try to tell me it has anything to do with culture or 'words on a screen'. It is disgusting. Grow up.

Pandemoniaa · 15/08/2011 19:43

This is buns by stealth, ffs. I see no buns. I have been cheated.

GilbonzoTheSecretPsychoDuck · 15/08/2011 19:44

Oi, Loopy. You calling me a bitch?? Well? Well......umm..... you're a bitch too so nerr.

MixedClassBaby · 15/08/2011 19:45
dementedma · 15/08/2011 19:46

pops head round thread to hurl lethal rock cakes at anyone in range
I want to kill DH but the DCs might object but I NEED BLOOD!!!!!