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BUNFIGHT HERE!!!

200 replies

LoopyLoopsTootyFroots · 15/08/2011 19:31

Come on, do your worst! Rather than clutter up unsuspecting threads, here is a bitch-fest waiting to happen.

OP posts:
AlpiniAddict · 15/08/2011 20:01
PinotsKittens · 15/08/2011 20:02
AlpiniAddict · 15/08/2011 20:03

Back off Gilbonzo!

GilbonzoTheSecretPsychoDuck · 15/08/2011 20:04

I never realised my arse could contain a whole pair of Sloggi pants.......live and learn.

GilbonzoTheSecretPsychoDuck · 15/08/2011 20:05

Sorry Alpini. I honestly didn't mean to tread on your turf. Would you like one of these lovely yoghurts I umm...... er..... found ?

dementedma · 15/08/2011 20:06

sits in the corner and cries

HelloTeapot · 15/08/2011 20:07

God you all act so 'entitled'

Get back to watching your plasma TV's you caaaahhhhhhssss

BeerTricksPotter · 15/08/2011 20:07

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

PinkSchmoo · 15/08/2011 20:09

Would one of you lazy feckers throw some buns at me?

Bunch of wankers the lot of you - fuck off to netmums and don't let the door hit your lardy arses on the way out.

(part genuine rage as I am dieting)

TrickyBiscuits · 15/08/2011 20:11

I'm with Beer, stop throwing the metaphorical cakes about you soft fuckers.

I have icelollies. Ever been hit on the head by a Fab? It knacks.

LostMyIdentityAlongTheWay · 15/08/2011 20:12

You all still at it? Bloody bunch of gobshytes, you all are!

Fuck off outside and find a branch of Greggs to loot. There's pies AND buns enough for all yous...

(keep your faces covered, that's all...)

DraculasMum · 15/08/2011 20:12

pinkschmoo did you say something? i couldn't hear over the smoke screen your breath is causing....

TrickyBiscuits · 15/08/2011 20:12
GilbonzoTheSecretPsychoDuck · 15/08/2011 20:13
FriggFRIGG · 15/08/2011 20:13
FriggFRIGG · 15/08/2011 20:14

ha! that'll be sticky tomorrow you know!

nenevomito · 15/08/2011 20:16

Bunzaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

AlpiniAddict · 15/08/2011 20:19

Thanks Gilbonzo

Last night was a slow night Wink

GilbonzoTheSecretPsychoDuck · 15/08/2011 20:21

I've never had a Greggs sausage roll Sad. Do you think they deliver to France?

CardyMow · 15/08/2011 20:24
LostMyIdentityAlongTheWay · 15/08/2011 20:24
CardyMow · 15/08/2011 20:24

AND I've already eaten the cherry off the top!

GilbonzoTheSecretPsychoDuck · 15/08/2011 20:25

Could you possibly aim a bit more towards south Brittany? Ta.

AlpiniAddict · 15/08/2011 20:26

I'll Fedex one Grin

Bitch

hoolabombshell · 15/08/2011 20:30

You want fucking buns, bitches?