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BUNFIGHT HERE!!!

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LoopyLoopsTootyFroots · 15/08/2011 19:31

Come on, do your worst! Rather than clutter up unsuspecting threads, here is a bitch-fest waiting to happen.

OP posts:
Blatherskite · 15/08/2011 21:57

Nope, I've run out of Triple Sec Sad

Still have lots of Jack Daniels left though.

Blatherskite · 15/08/2011 21:59
mrsdonkeybucket · 15/08/2011 22:00
Bintata · 15/08/2011 22:00

Keep the Pebble-y shit, chuck us the Jack Daniels

LoopyLoopsTootyFroots · 15/08/2011 22:02

Er, hi! Sorry, unexpected (well, actually just forgotten-about) guests.

As you were... (you bunch of over-educated precious self-important bitches)

OP posts:
AlpiniAddict · 15/08/2011 22:03
Blatherskite · 15/08/2011 22:03

Shan't. I went all the way to Tennessee for this bottle. Is signed by the old master distiller and everything.

AlpiniAddict · 15/08/2011 22:05

Fancy forgetting us,you twat!

mrsdonkeybucket · 15/08/2011 22:07

Loopy

You cheeky feckin' mare !

How very dare you.

I MAY well be over educated, and I MAY well be a self important bitch.

But, FFS, I AM NOT precious

Bintata · 15/08/2011 22:07
AlpiniAddict · 15/08/2011 22:07

Go Bintata,we'll split it 50/50

mrsdonkeybucket · 15/08/2011 22:08

Arrgghh !

Who turned the lights out ?

Oh. Phew.

It was AA's total eclipse Wink

Bintata · 15/08/2011 22:08

'throws F-A-M-I-L-Y at Blatherskite and grabs the bottle>

Blatherskite · 15/08/2011 22:08
Bintata · 15/08/2011 22:10
Blatherskite · 15/08/2011 22:11

Nooooooo! My booze!

Bintata · 15/08/2011 22:12
mrsdonkeybucket · 15/08/2011 22:13
AlpiniAddict · 15/08/2011 22:13
Blatherskite · 15/08/2011 22:15

Ewww, why would I want puke MrsDonkey?

Bintata · 15/08/2011 22:16
mrsdonkeybucket · 15/08/2011 22:18

Thought you were that pissed that you might want to inhale the smell of JD ?

Clearly other people DO NOT do that.

EmmaRoyd · 15/08/2011 22:20

hoo do u fink u all R u R so up ur own arses wiv ur words and shit innit
u r all hoes

Blatherskite · 15/08/2011 22:20
AlpiniAddict · 15/08/2011 22:20
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