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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

To start a thread to try and cheer everyone up?

57 replies

CupcakesandTwunting · 23/07/2011 23:52

It's been a horrible week with the famine, what happened yesterday in Oslo and now poor Amy. :(

Sad times.

I just thought it would be nice to have a light-hearted thread, after I've ranted and raved at people about drug addiction, I'm feeling a bit morose. Not to make light of what's happened, but thought we could do with some LOLZ around here.

Anyone got any good jokes?

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sunshinelifeisgood · 23/07/2011 23:54

No, the joke is that is some people on this site go way to far with thier opinons and dont give a flying fish about feelings, fecking simple as that. I am now ashamed to be part of it

CupcakesandTwunting · 23/07/2011 23:58

Oh no, not in here too. I've been arguing all over Facebook AND here about opinions. You can't be ashamed though, you just need to challenge it when you see it.

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AgentZigzag · 23/07/2011 23:59

Nice idea OP, but judging by sunshine (ironic name for your post) it's going to go down like a lead balloon.

I'll get the fire extinguisher at the ready for when you get roasted for using LOLZ shall I? Grin

AgentZigzag · 24/07/2011 00:01
sunshinelifeisgood · 24/07/2011 00:01

I am not ashamed believe me. She was a fantastic artist who has chosen the wrong path. For the others who are slagging her and her family off they should be fecking ashamed of themselves. Let her RIP for gods sake. Why not remember what she gave the industry :(

babeinthewood · 24/07/2011 00:03

:o YANBU

CupcakesandTwunting · 24/07/2011 00:04

LOLZ was ironic!

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InFlames · 24/07/2011 00:06

Aw hun wot a luvly thread xxxx hugz xxxx

InFlames · 24/07/2011 00:08

Anyone up for a Brew - thirsty work this AIBU lark :-)

CupcakesandTwunting · 24/07/2011 00:09

Piss off InFlames and take your glittery ticker with you. Grin

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izzywhizzyletsgetbusy · 24/07/2011 00:09

Reasons to be cheerful:

  1. It might not rain tomorrow
  1. mmm..., er....., see no.1
HowlingBitch · 24/07/2011 00:12

A priest, an Irish man and a rabbi walk into a bar.

Barman says, "Is this a joke?"

AgentZigzag · 24/07/2011 00:13

'LOLZ was ironic!'

Yeah, course.

( netmums aspirant )

CupcakesandTwunting · 24/07/2011 00:13

May I suggest , Izzy?

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InFlames · 24/07/2011 00:13

Glitter makes me itch .... .... I went there, when DS was 2 weeks old...then I found MN 'where everybody knows your naaaaammmeee... And they're alwaaaayyysss glad you caaaaaaaaammmmmmeeee' ....

spiderslegs · 24/07/2011 00:14

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CupcakesandTwunting · 24/07/2011 00:16

Two eggs in a frying pan.

One egg looks at the other and says "Hot in 'ere, isn't it?!"

The other egg goes "Fuck me! A talking egg!"

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InFlames · 24/07/2011 00:16

Sorry don't know what came over me....

CupcakesandTwunting · 24/07/2011 00:17

I went to Netmums, they were getting all huffy about another forum where everyone is rude and bitchy and I thought "I'm off over there!"

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InFlames · 24/07/2011 00:17

...

AgentZigzag · 24/07/2011 00:18

at flames getting jizzed on Grin

izzywhizzyletsgetbusy · 24/07/2011 00:19

Aw, shite. Knives are blunt.

There's only one for it Wine Wine Wine Wine Wine Wine Wine Wine there you go, people. Grin

So, bupcups, tell us all about your hols. Did you spot any veritable Greek gods on your travels? Would it be worth my while jetting off to the DofE's birthplace for a kebab and sex on the beach cocktails? Wink

InFlames · 24/07/2011 00:20

I LOVE MN and MNers I do. Mostly. Am also bored with capital B and can only think I'd the No Eye Dear / No Idea joke. Poor effort.

HowlingBitch · 24/07/2011 00:21

Oh bugger it. A thread like this need

InFlames · 24/07/2011 00:22

Hmmm.... Wine .... AgentZigZag I could do with some light relief :-)