To start a thread to try and cheer everyone up?

[CupcakesandTwunting]

It's been a horrible week with the famine, what happened yesterday in Oslo and now poor Amy. :(

Sad times.

I just thought it would be nice to have a light-hearted thread, after I've ranted and raved at people about drug addiction, I'm feeling a bit morose. Not to make light of what's happened, but thought we could do with some LOLZ around here.

Anyone got any good jokes?

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A baboom.

Two drums and a cymbol jump off a cliff. . .

Ba-dum cshhhh

I often wondered how one spells 'Ba-dum cshhhh'.

Thank you.

An old lady goes to the dentist. When its her turn she sits in the chair, lowers her pants and sticks her legs in the air. "Excuse me" says the dentist, "I'm a dentist not a gynaecologist". "I know" says the old dear, "I want you to take my husbands teeth out."

Apparently catgirl1976 I have just been informed by my people -

• yes, it's official; Tom Daley is no longer too young to perv on - he is 17 and therefore now officially in the bracket. So, if you want to go ahead, enjoy and don't feel guilty!

I, however, will leave the perving to my DD2, who has just replaced her eyeballs after they popped out and rolled across the floor.

No problemo :) to be honest, I just guessed :o

thanks talc - still a bit young for me, but I am glad your DD is enjoying him :)