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[janet38]

am i being unreasonable but it is right to share your husbands illness with the world wide web?

bet noone knows what my username means

the chaffinch I imagine it is some sort of Victorian codename for genital herpes. Similar to tipping the velvet. Do I get a new tent?

Euphamism, that's the word I was looking for.

Inspired by that thread about the dye for you to dye your nips and clunge 'back to their youthful hue', I think Pinking the Chaffinch is exactly that act.

Apols for 'clunge', but it always makes me laugh on the Inbetweeners.

I am even more confused now. How did I miss a thread explaining how to dye your nips (is that even possible) and clunge back to their youthful colours?
Link please?

A pinkjenny refers to plump labia.

As in pink genitalia.

I have declared it so and so it must be.

HTH

I only just got your name, Sue.

I did think you were called Sue in RL.

self-flagellates with Greggs sausage roll

I really don't like the word plump. Can you make it fat or bordering on being obese or chubby or something? Plump makes me feel a tiny bit ill.

So today is the day of understanding Ms Purblibuilt's name.

VOILA Kreecher

Yes, sidge, and if you become aroused your jenny pinks up nicely.

As in: "Ooohh my jenny's pinking up nicely watching those young men mend the road!"

I'm starting to think we need a dedicated thread for inferring rude double meanings from people's MN nicknames.

Right. For anyone still wondering. I am not named Sue.

I am superbly built. Dyou see?

And obviously not half as clever as I thought I was

PLUMP LABIA?

We decided it meant a strong female argasm

it's actually taken from the title of a children's book I was fond of as a tot

can't believe it actually has a sexual meaning

Where do you buy those argasms from Shirley?
DD came upstairs because I was laughing so much at the pinking up of one's button.

Pinkthechaffinch is deffo nips.

Mine calls to mind (so I've been told - when I'm not being a middle aged seaside landlady, thanks Kreecher ) Purply Bits. So wrinkly inner labia I imagine. Which is nice.

kreecher I think Cath Kidston do argasms.

MaxScrech has started me off again.

I'm afraid the huge manatee is just obvious, isn't it?

There was even a thread about someone whose new DP had one yesterday.

So, to clarify for the hard of thinking. A manatee isn't an endangered sea cow but rather a knob of immense proportions?

Hmm.

Now that I think about it, I preferred endangered sea cow.

TigerLily11, who is your friend? I know someone who knows her as well and he said the same.