cherry menlove

[janet38]

am i being unreasonable but it is right to share your husbands illness with the world wide web?

After c. 30 secs of looking at Kellehapton, I conclude she is nothing like a Menlove!

For a start, her photography. Kelle's pics are STUNNING, she is clearly very talented. Cherry's pics are taken by someone else, of Cherry swanking around.

ACtually, Kelle's pics did make me smile. The 2 boys look exactly like their dad! And the girls look like a matching set too!

I am definitely going to start using the word 'swanking' quite a lot now.

No, Kelle's site had lovely professional pictures and is funny in places. Plus nowhere near as staged. CM's is just a big list 'how to be like lovely me' and re-created scenes from Country Living.

I give you the music thing, I hate blogs that do that.

OK, I conclude that I am just bitter.

. No, PJ, you hate who you jolly well like.

Is PinkJenny a code word btw? It does give me rude thoughts.

I'm also getting the impression that Kelle actually does all these things because she wants to and enjoys them, whereas Cherry's raison d'etre is telling other people all about the fabulous things she's been doing iyswim.

I'd never heard of this woman until I clicked on this thread & now I've seen her website I am torn between a) wanting to vomit, & b) sheer admiration in finding the time & energy to do all this stuff. The gardening, cooking, crafting, child-rearing, home-making... I mean, how???? I think that secretly I would like to be like that & the desire to vomit is just me being enviously mean. Do you think she has Staff?
The sickly-sweet turn of phrase (yes, very American) is ghastly though. And I have to say the sheer ego involved in creating that kind of persona is breathtaking.

It's not a code word, no. I actually despise my nn, bloody crap and not at all clever.

I 'invented' it in 2006 when I first arrived at Mumsnet, all pregnant and hopeful about my future dc. Little did I know, eh? Little did I know.

You should totally start telling people that it means something filthy and we could even make up a thing on Urban Dictionary to back it up.

Let's DO IT.

I'm in.

Of course she has staff. Who TF would be taking the pictures of her otherwise? Robert didn't make his money spending his time taking pictures of her swanning around with bows and ribbons (although I enjoy imagining him arriving home after a long day in The City, hoping for a beer and a sit down in front of the telly and Cherry grabbing him the second he walks in through the door and making him take lots of Lovely Photos)

Um. OK do you want it to mean something about vagina's, penisisissisis, or titz or the act of LURVEMAKING.

(I am totally ruining this thread - sorry all)

A pinkjenny is a mildy inflamed fanjo flap. Everyyone knows that.
I don't know who Cherry Manlove is and don't intend to google. I am currently on a steam driven PC with no apparent abbreviation things.
It is a red letter day for me, I worked out what Sue Pirblybilt is. I thought it was a woman called Sue who lived in a southern seaside village.

Whoops, jumped in before the guide lines were posted. I stick to my mildly inflamed though.

Thanks Daisy - I feel better now!

Who the fuck is she?? And how the fuck does she find time to do all this?

And how the especial fuck can you 'believe in the sun going down'?? It's not a matter of belief fgs. (Especially since it's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round AS WE ALL BLOODY WELL KNOW.)

Nickname Stealth Thread

Sorry all.

ShirleyKnot and PinkJenny I was gardening the other day and split one pot of mint into two. DP now insists that 'split the mint' is a euphemism for something disgusting though he hasn't yet specified what.

Surely a 'pink jenny' is the result of a Brazilian?

Don't keep reading the website though. I made that mistake and have progressed from Wanting to Vomit to Wanting to Shoot Myself.

Come to the other thread Manateee

Shirley Already there.

Daisy Last time I spent more than five minutes on that website I actually had Cherry Menlove murder dreams for days

Doesn't her sister work for her? I bet she secretly hates her.

they look like a sweet couple and it is v sad what has happened to her husband. After reading her Posts I am feeling really sorry for her. It is a traumatic thing for family to cope with. I know.

I can well believe that Manatee.

I made a cushion recently and gave serious consideration to emailing Cherry to explain why my method was superior to hers. Not one of my finest moments

PinkJenny makes me think of cock.

at kreecher. Seaside village? Does everyone think I am actually called Sue and just too thick to change?
Probably.