men with big cocks should not

[bettyswaloks]

wear tight cycle shorts

I was in the sandwich shop this afternoon and 3 cyclists came in and one had a huge cock which was quite visible under his light blue cycle shorts which left nothing to the imagination

It put me off my sausage roll

Thanks RantyMcRant for that link. Yes, that was it!
Might go back there next year...to support them, not join in.

Ranty's link is safe and only shows a bum by the way.

mousey - bad word to start your post with given the thread title

ShowofHands -I know exactly what you mean. DP uses that too, only we refer to it as Bum Butter or Arse Butter

I am actually rather fond of DP in his lycra. But then he does have a particularly fine arse!

It doesn't go without comment amongst his work colleagues either, although they profess not to be so pleased with the sight at 8.30 in the morning.

And he has a big nob.

I have shown dh the Terry Wogan picture.

He is now One Of Us. He said what? Oh!.....

Not Dragon Butter then CroissantNeuf?

It sounds rather good, not that my thighs are that big anymore that they chafe, but in years gone by I wish I'd known about it.

Back in 10min or so... :o

10/10.

Bites sausage.

I was once flashed by a man on a bicycle. I thought it was very brave.

To answer a couple of questions.

Cyclists go commando under the shorts as underwear chafes. There is a pad inside that prevents this chafing. Men and womens pad differs in shape.
Special cream can be used to cut down on chafing/sore spots etc

No, we don't get sweaty as the material pulls the moisture away from the skin and the passage of air evaporates the water altho' riding overdressed and or in heat generates sweating noticeable when you stop

Black shorts can cover the bulge but it depends on the shorts, the bulge and the way the bulge is 'presented'. Red or blue will highlight the bulge and white are a no-no in wet weather (bum crack on show) but in a hot climate, with tanned legs white shorts look fantastic on a toned rider (man or woman). It's prob. done best by Swiss and Olympic champion Fabian Cancellara (who does stop at traffic lights)

I remember once witnessing a late middle aged man on the beach wearing yellow "budgie smugglers" that had gone transparent and clingy when wet. He too had a huge cock and I could see his bell-end and everything. I was only about 14 and was most disturbed. Do people not check in the mirror before they go out? Or do they figure as they've git it they might as well flaunt it?

Would that be 'presented' on a plate surrounded by perfectly turned veg, Pedallleur?

further reading ladies, followed by a short test!

Agree. Cycling shorts should only ever be black.

They should also be thrown away after a year or so, as the elastic starts to perish at which point they start to go see-through, as I learned to my shame when cycling home one day without a skirt over my pedal pushers, only to have it pointed out to me that the entire universe could see my bum crack in all its expanse and glory