men with big cocks should not

[bettyswaloks]

wear tight cycle shorts

I was in the sandwich shop this afternoon and 3 cyclists came in and one had a huge cock which was quite visible under his light blue cycle shorts which left nothing to the imagination

It put me off my sausage roll

DH is a cyclist. I've advised him accordingly.

Look, to be frank, you should count yourself lucky you don't have to see him lubing up with chamois cream pre-ride in order to prevent the inevitable chafing.

What you saw is small fry my friend.

Woooo!
I flinched at Wogan..

My eyes!

i suspect on my death bed my last words will be 'terry wogan's cock heheheh'

Terry Wogan who knew?.

the rest of mumsnet knew

Its an image that kinda sticks in your brain

Perhaps it's where he keeps his sausage roll :)

Which sandwich shop was it? I will move immediately

OK, I'll stop wearing cycling shorts.

predict i'm always last out of the bloody starting blocks, it's the George Clooney thing all over again .

Tiggy, I had to do a search- but it was about the second google link for red cycle shorts!!

I know what it looks like - why do I still click the link & look EVERY TIME??

Snigger @ TLC

He who would like to be in charge says its where they keep the spare inner tube ;)

Good God almighty why did I click the link, WHY, WHY!!

Cocks in shorts.
Shorts on socks.

Shorts with cocks in,
Shorts with socks in,
Shorts with cocks, socks and ball - ocks in.

This one has a tight shorts cock stack,
This one has a short cock tight stack,
This one has a tight shorts sock stack,
This one has a short sock tights stack.

what about george clooney? I need to be in the loop, damnit!

george cloony was a moldie

He has a friend, a good friend called Waldo, need i say more?

Waldo has ruined my life.

yes, he took the whole 'being the new cary grant' a bit too far for my liking

bugger, now I missed the beginning of the apprentice and have seen that wogan picture again.

Yabu

Lycra should be compulsory for men with a big nob.