men with big cocks should not

[bettyswaloks]

wear tight cycle shorts

I was in the sandwich shop this afternoon and 3 cyclists came in and one had a huge cock which was quite visible under his light blue cycle shorts which left nothing to the imagination

It put me off my sausage roll

Euuwwwwwww at the red cycling outfits.

Thank goodness for baggy shorts, can't stand banana hammocks.

You beat me to that picture Talking!

(I have it bookmarked)

there is a dad at DD1s school who cycles to school to drop of his DD before going on to work, he wears UBER tight cycling shorts which means we all know which way he...ummm... dresses.. not what you want to see just after breakfast

They must also have had betty swaloks with all that cycling...

Why not? It is the cause of much entertainment on my hols in France!

It's the ones that look all mangled and bent that are most disturbing... the one who just looks happy to see you isn't too disturbing

it takes some balls [geddit]to let anyone within 100 metres of you with a camera if you know that's going on down below though

Lol at pambeesley's reply!

It can be tooooo big though... (although I wouldn't want to go near a small
One!)

Those red cycleshorts are scary. But not as scary as this cycle seat cover...

I feel ever so slightly sorry for the cyclist second from the left. He's not got much down there

I've always wondered - on long cycle stages like in the Tour de France, some of which can last 5 hours plus - what do they do if they need a wee? Do they stop? Or do they....?

Ohhhhhh I would have defo been staring at it

Large ones in speedos are less budgie smugglers, and more a small piece of lycra containing a bird of prey.

Surely they'd have to stop for a wee if they are on a bike?

Apparently some F1 drivers just wee themselves during a race.

I think they just whip it out and piss. A la Paula Radcliffe, but sur la bicyclette

roar @ was it terry wogan

don't they wear padding?

...think they're anything special!!

I agree with you OP.

When I worked in Casualty many moons ago, I was in the middle of resuscitating a chap who had been in an RTA when one of the bosses walked in on his way home, just to check things were going OK. He was a keen cyclist, and fond of tight Lycra. I was trying to put a chest drain in and to have his groin in my line of sight for 10 minutes was extremely distracting. 'Am I putting you off?' he said eventually

The most disturbing thing I ever did see was in a health spa in Budapest. An elderly gentlemen wearing a baggyish pair of long swim shorts had bits and pieces hanging down to his knees. It was like a bag of spanners. He really really needed a lycra option for support alone. I didn't want to look but couldn't help it...

Yeah, it was in that Freya North book about the Tour de France - they just pee sideways as they go along.

DH once stopped talking to me because when he said he was going to cycle home from work I begged him to wear baggy shorts over his incredibly obscene lycra leggings. Is not just the willy - they don't exactly flatter the arse, either!

and don't forget climbing harnesses. i use to go climbing with flatmates, one guy was v. uninhibited and wore this cycling short with harness on top, it was like he was wearing a balcony bra for his cock outside his clothes

Hey, but some blokes have ones that are unassuming - until excited, and then WATCH OUT, so you should never judge by their cycle shorts

I'm jus sayin'...

Awww, thought this was an early bumsex thread!

What this Terry Wogan?

Naked cyclists in York for WowOoo

OMG, not again!