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AIBU?

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Shoe shagger

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bettyswaloks · 17/06/2011 19:24

AIBU to be angry and pissed off?
We have an old friend of mine staying for a few days and this morning I woke up early gagging for a cup of tea. DH was already up,I crept downstairs very quietly as not to disturb anyone else and found DH in the kitchen rubbing his cock in my friends shoe (a white plimsoll with pink flowers)

I know he has a thing about feet because he likes me to use my feet to wank him off but I feel as though he was having an affair

Come to think of it I am not angry and pissed off just a bit confused and sad

In his defence he says he does it to mine sometimes

OP posts:
TalcAndTurnips · 18/06/2011 10:14

He clearly has isshoes

He got that poor plimsoll drunk first - he laced its drinks

The man is a heel

The affair will never last - it must be sole destroying

You should have kicked him in the cobblers

How long has he been sneaker -ing around behind your back?

It makes a moccasin of the whole institution of marriage

I expect he's now in the clog- house

archieleach · 18/06/2011 10:17

Do you use toys?
Well he uses shoes. Silly but there you go, takes all types.

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