Shoe shagger

[bettyswaloks]

AIBU to be angry and pissed off?
We have an old friend of mine staying for a few days and this morning I woke up early gagging for a cup of tea. DH was already up,I crept downstairs very quietly as not to disturb anyone else and found DH in the kitchen rubbing his cock in my friends shoe (a white plimsoll with pink flowers)

I know he has a thing about feet because he likes me to use my feet to wank him off but I feel as though he was having an affair

Come to think of it I am not angry and pissed off just a bit confused and sad

In his defence he says he does it to mine sometimes

SuePerb - what price cream carpets now OP - classic!!!

I guess these may have been the vessel for the jizz

Have you ever looked on eBay for "trashed shoes" - mmmm. Nice

Bet it was a stiletto. Asking for it.

@alice - I wondered when we'd get to shoe-rape :o

I think you are all being very insensitive to the op. It's not really funny to her.

Absolutely right crystal - fancy discovering your friend has white plimmies with flowers on them? Bound to be a shock.

If anyone fucks my Frye's, humps my Hunter's, or sticks their dick in my Dr Martens, they'll be minus an appendage.

You're dh was taking one helluva chance, OP, but why were your friend's plimsolls in the kitchen? Had she left them outside her bedroom door to be cleaned?

OMG! Are you my exP's new girlfriend?

My hunters developed a mysterious split in the heel, around about the time I chucked the Ex out

Has the OP come back yet? No? Such a shock.

Arse 'sole'

The shoe was too tempting for him - probably had it's tongue out.

Contributory Negligence. That plimsoll is nothing but a prick-tease and a flirt - I've seen it, hanging around the Lamisil aisle in Boots; waiting to pick up stray blokes.

Beware, though - it is actually a call-shoe; a shoe of the night. It trades in insole-love to feed its fairly major Flexitol habit.

I wouldn't call him a wanker, but if the shoe fits....

That explains it - next time I'll leave my 'fuck me' shoes at home and wear plimsolls.

SO agree with Bluddy here, has the man no standards

I've never known standards get in the way of a man and his penis, Teddy.

I've never known a man to stick his penis in my friends shoes either! But plimsolls?!

Tethersend

These?

Mandy2003

Thats the bitching shoe

mmm what did your friend say when she found her shoe full of jizz?

Your hubby is a bit of a chancer don't you think. To wank in your friends shoes or does he not go that far?

Actually I don't want to know

Personally I'd give him the boot...