Shoe shagger

[bettyswaloks]

AIBU to be angry and pissed off?
We have an old friend of mine staying for a few days and this morning I woke up early gagging for a cup of tea. DH was already up,I crept downstairs very quietly as not to disturb anyone else and found DH in the kitchen rubbing his cock in my friends shoe (a white plimsoll with pink flowers)

I know he has a thing about feet because he likes me to use my feet to wank him off but I feel as though he was having an affair

Come to think of it I am not angry and pissed off just a bit confused and sad

In his defence he says he does it to mine sometimes

roybosh, have you met Gabby? I have to disagree, if I was walking alone at night and some nutjob rubbed anything in my hair, I'd sure as feckity call it assault. You can't just say 'men eh?' and let them wander round jizzing in people's shoes unless you believe that having a knob excludes people from all social norms and values.

Anyway, I have to point out that this is what you get for asking guests to remove their shoes in your house . What price cream carpets now, OP?

I think I'd be quite annoyed if I visited some friends and either of them used my shoe to wank with. It's really quite disrespectful and odd.

White plimsoles with flowers on don't sound like the shoes of a grown up though.

5/10

Well, if your friends feet are anything like mine I'd be making sure your DH scrubs his cock with bleach before coming near you again...or you could offer to do it for him

SuePurblybilt
sorry I meant sexual assault
Of course it is scary for the woman but I was trying to say this man got his kicks by rubbing shampoo in ladys hair

I know what you meant roybosh, I was joshing with you .

what a toe-d....

I'm interested in these White plimsoles with flowers on reality. Few of my shoes are the shoes of a grown up, so I didnt necessarily mean it disparagingly.

Do your shoes squelch when you walk, Reality?

You can't just say 'men eh?' and let them wander round jizzing in people's shoes

Feminist quote of the MONTH!

He's cheated on your feet! Have you rang Jezza Kyle yet?

Is your DH a Jack Russell?

I knew one that used to shag shoes

Ooh that reminds me that when I was Internet dating there was a guy who wanted to come and wash my hair. I declined although since having ds I have considered calling him to see if the "offer" is still open

Well, if he is going to wank with your mate's shoes, you should get your own back and get hold of one of his mates phones and set it on vibrate....

Its when they drink out of it afterwards you really gotta worry.....

But its how how conception occurs in some places - men come in the shoes, the flies do the rest..... where are you posting from again :o

He's not having an affair, he just fancied your friend's shoe more than yours.

Sarah did he want to "come and wash your hair" or "come, and wash your hair".

Flies?

I've had thrush before, but never maggots, thank god...well, not that kind anyway.

My mother used to say she wouldn't trust most men with a crack in a plate. But banging your mates shoes! The man has no manners.

I can't believe some of you are heaping all the blame on the shoe.

I wonder how the Other Shoe feels?

I do remember an old thread about semen and hair detangling...

I think that the shoe and the friend should call it quits. Clearly it is time to leave the poor sole alone.

Buy your friend some Crocs - they wash clean.