To be REALLY confused...

[LadyFlumpalot]

Re:

Goats
Lllamas
Alpacas

Mind you, I actually own a goat. It's in my back garden. It's an evil bastard.

I thought that Evil Bastard was a camel?

what exactly are you confused about>

He was/is. He was very good at maths also!

My goat has horns. He is called Oi. As in "Oi! You! STOP EATING MY POTATOS!"

thisisyesterday - I am confused about the sudden rise of goats and other hairy, farty sheep like creatures on Mumsnet.

Please explain.

I don't know how to tell the difference between an alpaca and a llama.

ahhh, no, sorry i don't know anything about that.

i do like goats though.

Goat, as in a hairy old goat? That is surely an abundance of MILs as described on MN- copyright pending?

Do you own a bridge? I think it is cruel to own goats & not have a bridge.

I can get you a goat

I don't own a bridge. I do, however, own a shed.

Sorry, the goat ate my bridge.

Yeah, what's with the goat code?

TBH, I don't think anyone knows, and

The goat code is smart casual, beards optional.

I have a bridge, does this mean I have to get a goat?

I'm a cuntless goat

or possibly the other way round

I cannot remember

The first rule of Goat Club: you don't talk about Goat Club.

I went on a web forum for farmers and apparently you can get lambs with no arseholes.

This is turning into a remake of that bat link several years ago.

"Stay calmer when you want to harm a llama, call a llama farmer"

Sorry, currently experiencing HH overload (possibly because Glee has finished).

Here it is farmingforum.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=46360

Thanks Bearcrumble guess I was right the first time

is this another one of those thread about a thread threads?

I've just read the entire thread about the lamb without an anus, I think I might need to find a proper, fulfilling hobby so I don't do anything like that again!

yep 8coconuts*, it is :)

I may be getting rid of Oi, he keeps scoffing my veggies and chasing me out of my own garden.

Would this be a bad thing?