To be REALLY confused...

[LadyFlumpalot]

Re:

Goats
Lllamas
Alpacas

Mind you, I actually own a goat. It's in my back garden. It's an evil bastard.

lady you need a bridge to hide under!

We had a kid in our carpark at work the other day, I'm sad i missed that.

Bohica - I may have to invest in one. Can I have a bridge without a water feature? Otherwise I fear it will be a very small bridge. A pointless bridge in fact!

I've been questioning the goat theme too! Can I have Oi if you get rid of him? Does he like dogs?

He would probably eat the dog. He is quite vicious...

Sounds like you need a naughty bridge for your naughty goat.

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Shame. Poor dogs. They are rather pathetic and wimpy.

Did I miss the bit where the goat theme was explained?

I thought it was a 'who's that tritt trotting over my bridge' kinda thing?

a troll came on benefit bashing, and said it 'gets their goat'... hence....

Aaaah! Thank you!

Would he eat the toerags vandals who keep breaking into our allotment if we fed him as many veggies as he could handle LadyFlumpalot?

He would be more likely to eat the teenagers if you didn't feed him the veggies too. We did actually get him as a "guard-goat" against the local scallywags. He proved a bit too effective though and he even guards the garden from us!

I did put him on Freecycle a while ago but no-one was interested.

GooGoo was that the Troll who lives under LadyFlumpalot's bridge? (I'm a bit confused now, it might not have been LadyF's bridge although I'm sure she said she does have a bridge.) (She defo has a goat.)

Alpacas bite. Especially the pretty ones with the big brown eyes, if you ask my DP.

And why has no one mentioned Geep??

I don't have a bridge. I have a shed!

I do have a goat. Oi.

Is it fair to keep the Troll in a shed LadyF? Shouldn't you think of getting a bridge.
If I were you" FMP,ect,Rosie " I'd keep my eye on him if he thinks Alpacas are pretty, and no wonder it bit him.

It's a cave troll. It wouldn't be happy out in the open. Also, the goat would scare it.

The troll is also skilled at operating the tumble dryer (kept in the shed).

AIBU to report this person to Social Services? I'm sure that she keeps her troll in the shed, where he lives in fear of the coat.

Sorry, goat !

at coat!!

But it's a kindness to the poor cave troll to keep him in the shed. He has agrophobia (sp?) you see. He enjoys doing the tumble drying and having conversations with DF about DIY and such malarkey.

I do hope you're not exploiting him .

Can he do homebrew?

The goats belong to Hully .... apparently

That explains a lot. Is it OK to feed them raisins?

. I always find that a Greggs sausage roll is the safest thing to feed trolls anyway.