goats

[ilovesprouts]

aibu,to want to shoot the fecking goats !!

They'd only eat your gun if you went near

But otherwise YABU, why would you want to shoot the lovely animals?

Are there goats? Is there a waiting list or can I just get one now?

;)

nopes yanbu, milking them has become a complete pain, lets make goat curry instead

YABU but llamas are still best.

Now I know there are goats - I wasn't there when they gave them out. Some people have mentioned them on another thread. I'm not sure I want one now if they are so widespread. slight disappointment

YANBU, noone deserves goats!

This is the only thread I can show my face on now as I admitted on another thread I gave my children Krave. I'd give it to the goats as well, I'm not proud.

Where have they been giving out goats for free? I missed whatever thread that was on.

What's wrong with krave (cereal I presume) burning? I got some for DD1, but only when it's on offer, I'm not paying £2.50 for some crappy cereal.

Will I have to go undercover now I've admitted that?

I have very very tiny goats in my pubic hair.

Agent you are fucked now, that's it, you missed the goat hand out and you have/had Krave in the house. Namechange now before they find you.

more goats then you can shake a stick at

Krave and llamas and DLA, anyone?

I have been paying in all my life and never claimed a goat

I don't like goats or krave.

( how's that burning?)

I'm not eligible for a free goat. Are any of the supermarkets doing a BOGOF?

Goats are soooo last season, mwah.

Oh.... I've just realised its the solution to the waste disposal dilemma. Get a goat and you won't have any edible waste left (with broad definition of 'edible') - just lots of neatly pelleted fertilizer.

Can I have your unwanted goats? They'd keep the grass down a treat.

You can have mine Sue I do not like goats at all

Don't like goats? Are you mad?

They taste really good too.

Goats can also service all those sexually frustrated people in the Relationships threads. Bonus!