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goats

67 replies

ilovesprouts · 15/06/2011 16:53

aibu,to want to shoot the fecking goats !!

OP posts:
sue52 · 15/06/2011 17:42

Is there no end to a goats usefulness.

Omigawd · 15/06/2011 17:51

Awaiting the "AIBU that my DG is having an EA with an OG" threads.......

EduStudent · 15/06/2011 18:33

What is going on with the goats? I'm bewildered and confused.

Pity me, someone, and explain?

GrimmaTheNome · 15/06/2011 18:56

Omi - can Welshmen opt for a sheep instead?

NeverEvenHeardOfAgentZigzag · 15/06/2011 19:09

Well I asked Edu, and got directed to a thread with a load of cunts on it, so... > Who the fuck knows? The thread doesn't really explain it either.

EduStudent · 15/06/2011 19:12

I'm just gonna sit here hugging my goat until the full moon madness passes

Omigawd · 15/06/2011 19:22

@Grimma - yes, but don't forget the wellies.....

DogsBestFriend · 15/06/2011 20:00

I want a goat, why can't I have a goat!

EllenJaneisnotmyname · 15/06/2011 20:10

We can't link you to a deleted thread, Edu. Sorry.

Punkatheart · 15/06/2011 20:12

Are you kidding?

(rolls on floor)

Empusa · 16/06/2011 00:40

Basically, some idiot started a thread about how all benefits claimants were "lying, drug taking, bad mannered" scroungers. And how they "got [her] goat".. it went from there.

garlicnutter · 16/06/2011 01:01

That's why there's no excitingly red full moon above my house, isn't it? Your fecking GOATS ate it Angry

I hope all your benefits get stopped and you have to eat groats for the rest of the year. Whatever they are.

aliceliddell · 16/06/2011 14:35

Groats? Aren't they goats that started to eat the rich?

WhereIsMyFreeGoat · 16/06/2011 14:39

I thought groats were currency??

WhereIsMyFreeGoat · 16/06/2011 14:40

I am still waiting for my goat it is tied up in red tape supposedly.

GrimmaTheNome · 16/06/2011 14:41

A groat was a silver fourpenny-bit.

Capable neither of eating nor being eaten. Please don't stray OT.

RunAwayWife · 16/06/2011 14:42

Empusa Thu 16-Jun-11 00:40:46
Basically, some idiot started a thread about how all benefits claimants were "lying, drug taking, bad mannered" scroungers. And how they "got [her] goat".. it went from there.

That is not really what happend it was a joke thread and it is quite funny Thing you missed the point

WhereIsMyFreeGoat · 16/06/2011 14:44

The first thread got deleted as some narrow minded bigot claimed what Empusa said and some of us started taking the piss. New threads came from there.

GrimmaTheNome · 16/06/2011 14:45

I think the joke thread was provoked by a nasty thread which has now been deleted.

RunAwayWife · 16/06/2011 14:46

I think Hullys thread is the funniest thing on here in a long long time, almost as good as the sweetcorn pooh and the penguin blind date Grin

sallysparrow157 · 16/06/2011 14:46

I like these goats

Empusa · 16/06/2011 14:50

"That is not really what happend it was a joke thread and it is quite funny Thing you missed the point"

Think you missed the first thread that Hully's thread was based on. Grin

RunAwayWife · 16/06/2011 14:52

Sorry I missed the first thread Blush Hullys was the first one I saw, I stand corrected

Will sit in the corner and take foot out of mouth

Empusa · 16/06/2011 14:53

It was deleted so quickly I think most people missed it tbh