goats

[ilovesprouts]

aibu,to want to shoot the fecking goats !!

Got a note through my door to say DHL had tried to deliver my goat but there was no-one in. That's just bollocks! I've been sat here watching Jeremy Kyle all bloody morning. Lazy buggers.

[huffs off to collection centre to pick up goat]

Grimma ! You Welsh don't have to pay for your prescriptions I don't see why you should be wanting free sheep too. You really get my goat!

I have not got your goat. Anyway, DD wants a Highland cow instead.

Would she like a Manchester terrier instead? Mine's due to have pups soon. Sorry about the misunderstanding about the goat.

Actually she'd adore a Manchester terrier, but we already have a black and tan dachshund which is virtually identical but with more convenient legs for cuddling, and lop ears. Some MTs ears are amazing!

Is this a goat about a goat? Is that allowed?

I have no goats. And I missed all the goats yesterday.

Really inspired by Hully thread and took DD to local animal thingy where we fed goats and llamas. Of course we are just enabling the little feckers making them dependent on pots of food we buy. They are greedy blighters too. We fed some llamas but they started spitting. No manners the lot of 'em bleedin' scroungin' blighters. We have no shame .

Change -those goats will develop a sense of entitlement. Don't get me started on llamas.

Gah! I know but I live in bleedin' hearts, leftie, red, pinko, llama-woolly liberal sorta town so I've bin brainwashed see by the Pee-Cee Police. Am glad to see some home truths about llamas too - 'bout time

Perhaps lamas instead. They'd only want a bowl of rice.

Did you hear the poor Aussie on Today this morning whose joke at the start of an interview with the Dalai Lama was lost in translation and fell flat as a pancake: 'A lama walks into a pizza shop and says "Make me one with everything"'

here's some more goats.
goatse.bz

Maybe I've spent too long on the net, but I ain't going to no site called goatse.-

Grimma - when he asked for his change, he was told - 'Change comes from within'. Oh, my sides !

yes, I'd heard that one too.