to ask you think up/tell me some funny Porn versions of famous film titles?

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Or is that too rude for MN?

An acquaintance once told DH of his favourite movie - Harry's Potting Shed and the Philosopher's Bone :o

I am in a shit mood right now, so I beg you to think up some more and cheer me up!

The bare bitch project!

Saving Ryan's Privates

Lord of the Cock Rings?

Schindlers Fist, Jurassic Prick, Laid in Manhattan...

Well, this is slightly different, but there are hours of fun to be had thinking what films would seem from their titles to be about anal sex.

Examples:

A [Back] Passage to India
Deep Impact
Beastly
Up

Also songs, the obvious but best example is Meatloaf's 'I'll Do Anything For Love But I Won't Do That'.

I was having a bad day, this thread is only 2 posts in and has already cheered me up no end

I'll have a think ask DP and get back to you!

Sex in the Shitty.

American History XXX

Lawrence of A Labia

Buffy the Vampire Layer

I thought it was SHAVING Ryan Privates

Star Wars - Return of the Head-i?

Raiders of the Lost Arse

Sperminator 3: Rise of the fucking machines

Good will humping.

Shaving private Ryan.

Flesh Gordon.

To fuck a horny bird.

I thought so too Paula (appropriate name for this thread!) - I'm pretty certain Shaving Ryans Privates does exist.

I also seem to recall a website got sued for creating a series of cartoons about Thomas the Wank Engine

Fuckin' in the rain.

Forest Hump
In-Diana Jones
Wizard of Ass
Men in Black Men
Edward Penis Hands

Dogging Day Afternoon

Not a film but Dongs of Praise.

Oh and feel free to extend this (giggity!) to tv shows too - Hornyoaks? RearEnders?

No change needed - Snatch

Shitty Shitty Bang Bang
Oliver Fist

I have a friend who did the PR for the UK porn film awards recently (thats a WHOLE other story)... anyway, he had a list of dozens of these.

Will ask him tomorrow and update the list!