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to ask you think up/tell me some funny Porn versions of famous film titles?

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WeirdAcronymNotKnown · 25/05/2011 17:44

Or is that too rude for MN?

An acquaintance once told DH of his favourite movie - Harry's Potting Shed and the Philosopher's Bone :o

I am in a shit mood right now, so I beg you to think up some more and cheer me up!

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Sqee · 25/05/2011 18:38

Willie Wanker at the Fudge Packing Factory

nepenthe3 · 25/05/2011 18:39

NudeNight
The Nudes at Ten
Blue Peter

Free Willy
Fanny Macphee

JungleGym · 25/05/2011 18:40

Gigglejiz.....i'll get my coat.

Sqee · 25/05/2011 18:43

Hahahahaha!!! Oh nooo you went there JungleGym

SkipToTheEnd · 25/05/2011 18:47

Grosse Pointe Wank
5 chomping on it

and I think that Hot Fuzz doesn't need changes.

Great thread :o

JeremyKylesPetProject · 25/05/2011 18:48

In Diana Jones and the temple of Poon. Shaving Ryan's Privates

Throbbin' Hood
White Men Can't Hump
Sexorcist
Lost In Penetration
Jurassic Pork
Star Whores
Good Will Humping

WeirdAcronymNotKnown · 25/05/2011 18:48

Wallace and Gromit: curse of the Rampant Rabbit

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WeirdAcronymNotKnown · 25/05/2011 18:49

Not to mention 'the Dong Trousers'

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WeirdAcronymNotKnown · 25/05/2011 18:49

Cocktor Who

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Sqee · 25/05/2011 18:50

The Booby Guard
Beaverjuice

SkipToTheEnd · 25/05/2011 18:53

you've got male
Monstercocks inc.
The sperm-maid
Toy story can stay the same, as can
Gone in 60 seconds
Shaft and
Big daddy!

Sqee · 25/05/2011 18:58

The Curious Case Of Benjamins' Buttocks

luvvinlife · 25/05/2011 19:12

Horn of the Dead

Nixea · 25/05/2011 19:37

American Booty
A Clockwork Orgy
A Tale of Two Titties

WeirdAcronymNotKnown · 25/05/2011 19:42

Alice in Wangderland

Rear Dildo

Dirtygo

Doctor Do-me-a-little

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keepingupwiththejoneses · 25/05/2011 19:50

High screw musical 1, 2 and 3.
Armegeton
James Bone - goldfinger

Cheeruploveitmightneverhappen · 25/05/2011 20:02

The Fuckulty
Lake Flaccid
Breakfast at Two Fannies

Cheeruploveitmightneverhappen · 25/05/2011 20:03

PMSL at "5 chomping on It", sterling work there!!!

otchayaniye · 25/05/2011 20:05

Moulin Splooge

WeirdAcronymNotKnown · 25/05/2011 20:34

The Golden Hump-Ass

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ArfurBrain · 25/05/2011 20:38

Bed, Knobs and broomsticks.

Arse Attacks

ArfurBrain · 25/05/2011 20:40

Forest Humps

WeirdAcronymNotKnown · 25/05/2011 22:17

Brilliant so far. Off to bed now but I'm humping bumping this up for the late night crew, and I expect to see lots more when I return tomorrow!

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mynameis · 25/05/2011 22:23

Buffy the vampire layer
Sex Trek - I believe there is actually some porn films named that as a parody of star trek Grin

mynameis · 25/05/2011 22:24

Actually Muffy the vampire layer would be better!

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