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to ask you think up/tell me some funny Porn versions of famous film titles?

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WeirdAcronymNotKnown · 25/05/2011 17:44

Or is that too rude for MN?

An acquaintance once told DH of his favourite movie - Harry's Potting Shed and the Philosopher's Bone :o

I am in a shit mood right now, so I beg you to think up some more and cheer me up!

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WeirdAcronymNotKnown · 25/05/2011 18:02

Love Anally

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Popbiscuit · 25/05/2011 18:04

Thomas the Wank Engine??? Hahahahahahaha! I die. Too funny.

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 25/05/2011 18:05

Grin Grin at Dongs of Praise.

fifi25 · 25/05/2011 18:05

intercouse with a vampire
Black cock down

WeirdAcronymNotKnown · 25/05/2011 18:06

Also on the Sunday night snoozefest schedule - Cuntiques Roadshow

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nepenthe3 · 25/05/2011 18:07

Forest Hump
Briefs Encounter
Titty Titty Bang Bang

WeirdAcronymNotKnown · 25/05/2011 18:07

Knob the Builder - can he fix it?

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nepenthe3 · 25/05/2011 18:09

Bra Wars

keepingupwiththejoneses · 25/05/2011 18:09

This is brilliant, just what you need on a crap day Grin

WeirdAcronymNotKnown · 25/05/2011 18:10

Stop the Girl I want to Get Off

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WeirdAcronymNotKnown · 25/05/2011 18:13

King Dong

Sex Toy Story

One Porn Every Minute

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WeirdAcronymNotKnown · 25/05/2011 18:14

And that controversial show about childrearing - Superfanny

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nepenthe3 · 25/05/2011 18:17

Big Cock Little Cock
Wayboobalube

WeirdAcronymNotKnown · 25/05/2011 18:18

Silence of the Wangs

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WeirdAcronymNotKnown · 25/05/2011 18:19

For the football fans - Snatch of the Day

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fifi25 · 25/05/2011 18:20

what about porn names

Ivana Humpalot
Pussy Galore

Grin
WeirdAcronymNotKnown · 25/05/2011 18:20

To Kill a Cockingbird

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WeirdAcronymNotKnown · 25/05/2011 18:21

Cuntryfile

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WeirdAcronymNotKnown · 25/05/2011 18:21

Saturday Night Beaver

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dontlaugh · 25/05/2011 18:22

Drive This Miss Daisy

WeirdAcronymNotKnown · 25/05/2011 18:25

I Know Who You Did Last Summer

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WeirdAcronymNotKnown · 25/05/2011 18:28

The Knobbit

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Sqee · 25/05/2011 18:29

Ass Ventura- The Crack Detective

Sqee · 25/05/2011 18:31

ButtMan & Throbin
Done in 60 seconds (DP stars in this once a week!)
Great Ejaculations

KaraStarbuckThrace · 25/05/2011 18:35

DH kept threatening to write some fan fic,. entitled Harry Potter and the Dildo of Terror HmmGrin

There is a porn flick called Flesh Gordon - a friend had it. It was hilariously bad, think we turned it off about a quarter of the way through though.

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