Noooo!

[northernrock]

Oh well, I suppose it had to die sometimes. Where to go now for good times?

Apparently Celibacy is a lezzer now though.
Brian wants to know if going thru the backdoor is legal, and I have to go tend to my gimp.

thought it was illegal between people of opposite sexes iyswim could be getting confused with beating your mats on the doorstep before 7am though...

Don't listen to them bups-I was there last night it was all very polite.

I merely nibbled on a cocktail sausage,licked titislina's face (why not?) and squeezed sarah's thigh.

There was a man dressed in drag who just stood at the buffet and tech was the perv in the corner watching...

I don't even recall any tit squeezing or arse grabbing but I could of been pissed left outby that stage.

It can't be Brian! (Although it certainly should be..)

ginster wanted it with me but we had to do it round the back so that sarah didnt find out

around the back eh?

I knew he was that sort.

Dirty fecker.

That must have been before I shackled him to the avacado suite eh?

...... Sorry I'm late...... just been round to TechLovingDaddio to see his ....... erm........ Semicondutors..... < ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppp >

where's the buffet ?!

sleep tight

I wondered why you came into the thread walking like John Wayne, Gster.

thank god i just got my internet working come back and it was gone... i didnt quite know what to do with myself. but i found you mwahahahaha.

< wonders if everyone's hiding....looks behind sofa.... curtains..... prods a two day old cocktail sausage.... eats sausage..... pictures everyone getting a massive bollocking from their bosses for obscene three day mumsnet virtual orgy..... >

< heads to work >

Morning people

People?

Where is everyone?

I think they must have gone to the beach or something.

..... just the two of us ... in this empty house.....

..... ohh. Bit warm in here don't you think ?

it has lost its edge a bit now its no longer the no strings attached thread gster, get yourself on to a dating site and whip us in to a frenzy would you.

Hmm the beach you say? Bit mean.

That was my sausage you ate btw. You owe me.

I'm watching you two

with a camera...

Agreed, we need more sexy time stuff from Celeb. Or you could join up Gster and give us the gory details

Are you two going to get it on or what?

Not in public

ahem.... well one product of all this is that I am actually having a slightly saucy messaging conversation on here. I'm certainly not going to blurb any names or details. But spanking has been mentioned.....

Certainly brightens my day up.

No deer yet though.

I swear it's not me. Sarah?

Oh My God! It's Tech Dad! It is , isn't it Gster? Come one, don't be coy!

It is yes. His wife doesn't understand him and I'm a very good listener.