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northernrock · 25/05/2011 17:35

Oh well, I suppose it had to die sometimes. Where to go now for good times?

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TheLadyEvenstar · 26/05/2011 19:03

I am not a gay I am just greedy.

Although with the way my life has been lately I could happily settle down with a sensual caring woman.

northernrock · 26/05/2011 19:03

UP WITH LEZZERS!!

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AnyFucker · 26/05/2011 19:04

NR Smile

dunno what I said, but glad you were confused Grin

TheLadyEvenstar · 26/05/2011 19:05

lol I am loving this thread.

Very amusing. But there aren't many of us on here is there?

northernrock · 26/05/2011 19:06

Shit. Have realised over the last couple of days that I really really really really really really really really need a man. A big one.

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bupcakesandcunting · 26/05/2011 19:06

northernrock, it really doesn't matter ether way but are you a man or a lady? Usually I can tell by posts but I can't tell with yours Confused

Fellatio, I am so up for a strictly boobie lezzer road trip with you and chaos. I'd better start doing some tit exercises Grin

northernrock · 26/05/2011 19:07

I reckon there are a lot of lurkers Lady!

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bupcakesandcunting · 26/05/2011 19:07

X-posts, northern Grin

TheLadyEvenstar · 26/05/2011 19:07

Bups so how many of us up for this boobie lezzer trip?

northernrock · 26/05/2011 19:08

Bupcakes! Are you serious? Do you think I am a Gay man?
Fuck, maybe I am. That would explain a lot Grin

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bupcakesandcunting · 26/05/2011 19:08

Mememememememememeeeeeeeeeeee!

TheLadyEvenstar · 26/05/2011 19:08

NR, I have realised over the last few days I don't actually need a man but would be just as happy with a woman lol

AnyFucker · 26/05/2011 19:09

sexuality is a sliding scale, right ?

0--> 100

hetero--> homo

a recent thread taught me this (the one where that lovely woman's husband confessed to liking men)

I hadn't thought what I might be and had to reset some of my prejudices

it's pretty much untested, but I think maybe a 10, for me

so much I couldn't do, wipes out the other 90

I can see how some could though, oh yes

TheLadyEvenstar · 26/05/2011 19:09

I am up for it.

lol

bupcakesandcunting · 26/05/2011 19:09

Ha ha, northern. I read your post about needing a man just as I posted my question.

THEN I was going to say "oh yeah, you're a lady" but thought better of it. I'd have had the MN harpies on me "WHAT makes you assume northern is a woman just because she's after a bit o' cock?"

Arf!

Psammead · 26/05/2011 19:11

I think it changes for me. Wavering between 2% to maybe... 60%. But the vast majority of the time, it's down the low end.

AnyFucker · 26/05/2011 19:12

down the low end

yeah, you like that end Grin

TheLadyEvenstar · 26/05/2011 19:13

Psammead, trust you to like the low end!!!

I have to pop out now but I shall be back - have your questions ready!!!

northernrock · 26/05/2011 19:15

I think I may actually be a man on the inside though Bups. It's just not ladylike how much I think about sex!

20 on AF's scale though I reckon.

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Celibacyisnotforme · 26/05/2011 19:16

Can I just say that I have finally received a cock photo that didn't make me go "Bleurgh!" - I've never seen such a beautiful penis in my life... Grin

Wish you could see it too! x

bupcakesandcunting · 26/05/2011 19:20

Isn't it true that the less of something you have, the more you fantasise about it?

Like me with carbs at the minute.

Celibacyisnotforme · 26/05/2011 19:22

Oh I see we're on boobs now - not penis... sorry! Grin

AnyFucker · 26/05/2011 19:23

celi...no

penii are not beautiful

now I know you are cockstruck !

they are the silliest dangliest swingiest daftest pieces of flesh in the world, ever

whoever invented cocks must have also invented the appendix Wink

AnyFucker · 26/05/2011 19:24

I am currently fantasising about sunshine

in very short supply here

bupcakesandcunting · 26/05/2011 19:27

Where aboots are you, AF?

Penii are FUGLY. Like something out of Alien. Bleeeeeeee!

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