Noooo!

[northernrock]

Oh well, I suppose it had to die sometimes. Where to go now for good times?

NR you just want a man on the inside .

Cock shots never show your best side.

I'll do the booby lezza trip. Can it not be London though, I'm in the Midlands and quite selfish :)

Ginster is very conspicuous by his absence. Is he in your cellar, TLD?

If I had boobs, I'd never leave the house.

Moobs just aren't the same.

A man with moobs. WHoever said they like tits AND cock, there's your answer.

I'm off to knock one out on the strength of that.

buppy...Manchester

yes, it's true

it is always fucking raining

Meatloaf has moobs.... nah, that's just nasty!!

Ahhhh tit wanks...glorious.

Hmmm yeah, that would work for me too...

But Manchester is noice. I could put up with the rain, I reckon.

Yes, Manchester is brill

but wet

I was in Manch' last month, AF. Went to that Hooky's new gaffe

hooky's new gaffe ??

< doesn't get out much >

I am zero per cent Lezza. I have thought about this long and hard over the years (yeah - the long and hard bit is the problem )and though I am a woman's woman through and through in terms of platonic bonding they just don't do it for me on any sexual level what-so-eva. And I don't think I've ever been drunk enough to think there might be some flexibility on that stance, and trust me, I've been pretty drunk. I've never had one of those 'just for a laugh' drunken songs on the dance floor with a friend that you youngsters seem to go in for these days [bewildered old gimmer].

FN, neither have I

I always think those pretendy drunken lezzer snogs on the dancefloor are not for the benefit of the women, either

If you are serious about lezzing, you do it in private

like most sex, really

if iI ever get to cop a feel of sarah, there won't be an audience

It saddens me a little when I see women snogging for the benefit of men.

Although it turns me on, too. Surprise!

brain versus biology, TLD

uneasy bedfellows, eh ?

This place, AF. Don't worry, you're missing nowt.

Hahaha that's so funny. I was all for thinking you were a sensitive metrosexual for a moment there - but No.

Aye, AF, spot on.

I try to be, Fellatio. My head says no but my loins say go.

oh, right, am with ya, bups

haven't been, but I know what you mean now

I have to admit I have done this once or twice but it was for charity!!! and I was selling snogs for a fiver a time

Now my Gster (not a pastry-based snack)_ who has been frightened out of his wits and left the building, he would be a sensitive metrosexual who would not wish to see me snog another girl. I feel sure of that.

Poor TLD won't be able to come along to the lezzie boob fest