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northernrock · 25/05/2011 17:35

Oh well, I suppose it had to die sometimes. Where to go now for good times?

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TechLovingDad · 26/05/2011 16:03
northernrock · 26/05/2011 16:03

Ha Ha! I have experienced a few things along the way. I don't think your heart could stand it if I went into details TLD!

On the subject of internet dating, I have done it a bit. I would NEVER do one of those "hooking up" sites though. I reckon if you are not as lazy and cringe-sensitive as me a single woman can get as much sex as she can handle from normal dating sites.
The downside of them, I think, is that all the men seem to have a bit of a fatal flaw.
The last one, which lasted 6 months, was lovely (gorgeous) but really couldn't handle an actual RLrelationship.
He would also send me dirty texts, but in RL was actually quite shy and a bit passive in bed really. I think I scared him a bit though! (Can't imagine why?)

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TheLadyEvenstar · 26/05/2011 16:03

Yes really L&L Grin

northernrock · 26/05/2011 16:04

Ooh, spill Sarah!

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Psammead · 26/05/2011 16:05

Wow, TLE! I think you and northern knock the rest of us into a cocked hat!

TechLovingDad · 26/05/2011 16:05

Northern, I think the internet, texts, etc are "safe" for people to hide behind. Easy to let your guard down but then in RL it's all a bit "oh, errr, well, I".

Come on northern, I'm not after a smut session. Spill with something. DW has a REAL past, I love it!

SarahStratton · 26/05/2011 16:08

It's terribly rude. I don't know if I should share , you might all hiss with disapproval Blush

bupcakesandcunting · 26/05/2011 16:08
northernrock · 26/05/2011 16:09

Ooh, I dunno.
Ok.
Have had a threesome. But there wasn't a woman there.Grin

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northernrock · 26/05/2011 16:09

Bups!
Come on Sarah-I showed you mine!

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SarahStratton · 26/05/2011 16:11

Really? That's one of the 'I really like the idea of that, but I'm not so sure in RL' things for me.

Ok. Gulp. I'll confess...

SarahStratton · 26/05/2011 16:13

Gulping's nothing to do with it btw.

Ok. I really, really like bumsex Blush

SarahStratton · 26/05/2011 16:14

Can't believe I just shared that.

TheLadyEvenstar · 26/05/2011 16:14

Northern - snap have had a 3sum no woman there and a 3sum with another woman.

northernrock · 26/05/2011 16:18

Sarah Stratton!!
Really???
But why? (did it twice, just to make sure I hated it..)

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bupcakesandcunting · 26/05/2011 16:19

BUMSEX BUM SEX BUMSEX

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

SEX!

SarahStratton · 26/05/2011 16:20

Err it's really good if you relax and use lots of lube. Honest Blush

northernrock · 26/05/2011 16:21

Wait! Don't go!
Oh no, TLD has actually fainted.

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TechLovingDad · 26/05/2011 16:26

Have tried bum sex a couple of times, really not my bag. I think it may be more prevalent than we think though.

Northern, years ago DW asked if I'd like threesome for my birthday. She's pick the other woman and everything. I half heartedly said yes, thinking she was winding me up. It turns out that she was deadly serious, just my luck!

bupcakesandcunting · 26/05/2011 16:36

I will tell you about my one and only foray into BUMSEX after I've eaten my soup

Psammead · 26/05/2011 16:38

God only knows what's going to happen on Friday!

How will we top bumsex? Confused

TechLovingDad · 26/05/2011 16:42

Bumsex isn't that outrageous, seems common place in here on Friday's!

northernrock · 26/05/2011 16:43

So did you not get a threesome then TLD?
My one happened sort of by accident. I don't think I would have gone thru a planned one.
But it was very (very) nice...
I still think about it regularly!

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northernrock · 26/05/2011 16:44

Come on Bupcakes, I have to go get ds soon

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TechLovingDad · 26/05/2011 16:45

Nope. When we talked recently she said at the time she was younger, firmer and very confident in herself. Now there'd be no chance.

Trouble is, she's done the vast majority of her curiousities so doesn't really have any anymore.

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